Monday, December 28, 2009

A Merry Christmas in Gurney Drive.

So it's around 2 more days before the year turns 2010 years old..?That,indirectly means,we are basically 2 years away from Judgement Day (if you do believe in it.)Bet you noticed,2012 is still the current conversation-magic around the world.Nope,I don't know what the heck "conversation-magic around the world" hecking means.

Jika you hadn't read the newspaper on,ugh,let's just say, 27th of December,2 days after Christmas,there was quite a situation in Gurney Drive.*We don't want a situation,do we?So the 'situation' was pretty much like this.


The 'situation':
Unruly revellers punching, kicking and attacking Rela members with helmets during a gathering at Gurney Drive, Penang, on the eve of Christmas Day. The party-poopers set another record in rowdy behaviour when they sprayed aerosol foam on motorists and banged passing vehicles.

If this was a friggin quiz-show,you'd probably not score any points.As usual,like any other year,this happened.I was kind enough to consider posting the video but when I was about to go search for it on YouTube *Papi-papi!Papi chulo,bang on me?!*,it was already banned...

Click here if your mom still doesn't believe it.

This would cover up that though,since both also involves the action of moving body parts improptu-ly.







Damn,imagining them all in bikini(s) ain't that hard. (;



Sunday, December 20, 2009

Brittany Murphy dies at age 32.

Brittany Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart said.Murphy was transported to the hospital after the Los Angeles Fire Department responded to a call at 8 a.m. at the home she shared with her husband, British screenwriter Simon Monjack, in the Hollywood Hills.

The actress who got her start in the sleeper hit "Clueless" and rose to stardom in "8 Mile" before her movie roles declined in recent years, died Sunday in Los Angeles of what appeared to be natural causes, a Los Angeles County coroner's official said. She was 32. An official cause of death may not be determined for some time, since toxicology tests will be required, but "it appears to be natural," Winter said. He said an autopsy was planned for Monday or Tuesday.

Murphy's husband,
wearing pajama bottoms and no shoes, appeared "dazed" as firefighters tried to save her, Staples said. "It's just tragic," she added.

Click
here to read the whole article.

First Michael Jackson now this.Ashton Kutcher sent a message on Twitter Sunday morning about Murphy's death: "2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine," Kutcher wrote. "My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."

Rest In Peace, =(
Brittany Murphy



Thursday, December 17, 2009

Iranian Cyber Army and Twitter's epic battle.



For those trying to get on to the Twitter website presently, one need not bother: a group calling itself the Iranian Cyber Army claims to have hacked the site.
Users on the micro-blogging service were presented with a new home page, apparently protesting the United States. It appears to be a DNS attack, redirecting users to the new page.
The new home page emerged at 6 a.m. GMT today.
In the poorly translated English (full text noted here), there is an odd reference to an embargo list, and that the hackers were against the Iranian people being stimulated. The hackers gave the address of iranian.cyber.army@gmail.com.
This publication will hold back on Tweeting till the hacking problem is resolved.
It marks an already difficult week on Twitter. Twitter application Twitterfeed had a data migration, leaving many users with a reduced service.

Within an hour, Twitter restored its service. *Lucire.

To the Iranian Cyber Army : EPIC WIN.

To Twitter : FAIL.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Touched;

From whichever date/day onwards,I will promise myself to now live life to the fullest.I'll try as hard as possible to control my temperature and not have random mood-swings especially when stuff(s) doesn't go my way.I will forgive whoever that has done me wrong.I will not tell myself or anyone how f*cked-up my life is and instead,be happy for what I have.I will not complain about dozens and dozens of homework my fucked-up ever so love-able teachers give.Seek for forgiveness and maybe forgive myself for the wrong-doings I had done.I will not insult nor get jealous anytime soon and believe everyone is as unique as I think I am and I should respect every single one of God's creation.I will feel all f*cked-up in my room less often.I will treat everyone better as though it's my last time with them (figure of speech-ly).I will try whichever way to make people happy even if I just try.I will use smileys/emoticons more often especially like these:- (see moles below).And as usual,the list goes on and on and on.I think me and you get the rough idea.Yeah,we both hope so.
  • =)
  • ;)
  • =D
  • :D
  • ;D
  • xD
  • xP
  • ;P
  • o0o C=
  • etc.
I think it's hardly going to work but of course,I can always tell my grandkids,if I were to have any,that I've tried.Hard,maybe?And if 2012 was true,I/we only have around 2 years and a few more months (couldn't bother counting).So let us all take a leap towards change and promise ourselves the same thing,vice versa.It's never too late.


Here.


Here,another one,I insist.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

The secret to eternal idiocy.

It's getting lame,
And I think you're just doing this for fame,
Bet you think we're all the same,
I go,I see,same stuff,from thee,
Nothing close to originality,
But get this,and everything else,
It's all coming from me.

According to Liverpool,
You'll never walk alone,
But as much as dogs love bones,
It's not always gonna be said in a same tone.

When raindrops meets with your skin,
You'll experience a tingling feeling,
And nope,no one is joking,
For because this ain't an ordinary thing.

And if you're gonna be a loser and copy the stuffs I do,go take up cooking lessons.Not only does it make you like Chef Wan himself,it also help you get into rave/trance-mode more frequently,compared to listening to techno/trance songs 24/7 365 (in some cases,366)days,like how posers do it these days.

P.S:After I triggered your anger emotion,get an eraser and start rubbing erasing it.After it has come to a point where it shrinks,touch the erased area and feel the magic running through you,cell by cell and then throw it at least 5 meters away from you to avoid side-effects.




Being abducted and forced to play along.They threaten to friendly-fire me...



Friday, December 11, 2009

The mission(s) and the boy.

It's good to know you didn't die over the holidays.Let's get down to some business.I made a few goals for the holidays and I told myself now,since I'm blogging about it,why not make it sound more Bollywood Hollywood. I'm gonna finish or achieve half of it.

Okay so here's the list.

  • Learn how to do kip-ups. [ ]
  • Learn how to cricket at least one round. [ X ]
  • Learn how to turtle spin or whatever it is. [ / ]
  • Convince my family that having an extra computer at home is a good thing. [ ]
  • Convince my brother that Sudden Attack is cool. [ ]
  • And after the above is complete,convince him to let me download it. [ ]
  • Get to level 75 or 80 at least,in Runescape. [ 70/80 level ]
*Note
[X] = completed/achieved
[ / ]= almost completed/achieved
[ ]=No hope shinning.Yet.
As awesome as it sounds,it's gonna be tough.Hopefully by the end of this minute we'll all fall asleep in front of our desktops while on this page. *WOOTS!*


.

Before another chicken of Benny's lay another egg,bye.


Sunday, December 6, 2009

Your everlasting journey in cyberspace.

RuneScape is a fantasy massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) released in 2001 by Jagex Ltd. It is a graphical browser game implemented on the client-side in Java, and incorporates 3D rendering. The game has approximately 10 million active accounts per month, and is recognised by the Guinness World Records as the world's most popular free MMORPG.

RuneScape takes place in the world of Gielinor, a medieval fantasy realm divided into several different kingdoms, regions, and cities. Players can travel throughout Gielinor on foot, by using magical teleportation spells and devices, and many other methods such as charter ships. Each region offers different types of monsters, resources, and quests to challenge players. The game's fictional universe has also been explored through a tie-in video game, Armies of Gielinor,and a novel, Betrayal at Falador.

Players are represented in the game as customizable avatars. RuneScape does not follow a linear storyline; players set their own goals and objectives. Players can fight NPC monsters, complete quests, or increase their experience in any of the available skills. Players interact with each other through trading, chatting, or by participating in both combative and cooperative minigames and activities.

The first version of RuneScape was released on 4 January 2001 in beta form. As the game's popularity grew, the game engine was rewritten, and its beta was opened to paying players on 1 December 2003 under the name "RuneScape 2". It was renamed RuneScape upon its stable release on 29 March 2004( P.S:A day after my b'day leh!).

Yeah,don't bother reading if you are loyal to the term "tldr" like some kid in disguise *looks around*.Before I move on,I got this article from Wikipedia.So now probably nobody can come and sue me,let's move on to what I want this crap is all about.Just a short update.Cause pretty soon,everyone will run out of ideas on what to blog on and we'll be posting the same stuffs over and over.

Here is a little something of my soon-to-be-male character,_______ ( I think I can change it's name too...).I didn't want to show my character's name,just in case something bad happens.I got this account from my cousin-sister alright?!And it was level 16 when I got it.Tutorial island.Can you blame me for doing so?It was nightmare back in like 2007.

Okay so,now I'll stop making you go all cuckoo like specimen #2.It's now time for us to look at series of unnecessary photos which somehow relates to this post which is about the all-great-Guiness-World-Record-holder,Runescape! *WOOTS!!*

Note:The following pictures are copyrights of me,since its my account and also Runescape is a registered ™ of Jagex LTD. I do not own, nor work for them. I do not wish to make any profit or value from this. I simply make my blog entries for entertainment purposes etc.(I had to remove some stuff in the pictures,hopefully,it will not affect your impression towards me character =D.)




1.)His/her muscle got bigger and badder.




2.)He/her got featured in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire The Greatest Quiz Show.
*It was intense.Nailed it though. ;P



3.)Got richer by working as one of the seven dwarfs in Snow White and The Seven....Dwarfs.

Rest is gonna pop-up in Part II.But....

Sunday, November 29, 2009

To prove how random people in Runescape are nowadays,

The following event happened in Runescape,while I was mining clay(s).

Boy A was talking about 18 above-related stuffs.He added extra letters to make sure the system doesn't sensor them.Then there was another boy,Boy B,mining beside him.Boy A then said,"You guys better not report me or I'll hack your accounts!".Then,Boy B asked,"Who?!"."You!",answered Boy A."I had three accounts.Two of them got deleted by Jagex.",he continued.

Boy B,as blur as ever,asked,"Who?", for the second time.He later said he had another account.It got hacked.Boy A said "Probably me who hacked it.".Boy B said,"No.It was my friend."."Whattah friend!",Boy A interrupted.

He went to the bank and later came back.He said,"Buying black sword to stuff into my a*s.".....

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Ultimate guide to internet survival.

Today
12:42am Ooi

hey we're gonna go for another movie outing

wana come?

12:43am Hari

when?

wat movie?

Where?

who going?

wat time?

how moch money 2 bring?

12:43am Ooi

not sure yet la

plans.

we have to wait for kia,

he's lost somewhere in a place called,planet Earth =0

12:44am Hari

new moon?

taylor lautner is hot in tat movie

12:45am Ooi

fuck

you go watch with rishen la ;D *Sensored to get the best results.

12:45am Hari

HEY!!

rishen sucks * " "

honestly

12:45am Ooi

dont judge idiots by their disguises la.. *I have to admit this was redundant.

12:46am Hari

i hate things like him although i might be worse

so i know wat im tocking bout

12:46am Ooi

well okay,suit yourself

go continue your club penguin *Yes,still un-aware of the beauty-ness of Runescape.

12:47am Hari

when's the movie??!!

12:47am Ooi

not sure la

12:47am Hari

holiday boring

12:47am Ooi

thats why online more often and yes,i can tell ;D

12:47am Hari

kk new moon?

12:47am Ooi

if we cant contact you youll just have to stare at ceilings through-out the holidays lo

aliff hates it so no go.

12:48am Hari

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

nemine nemine *What he's trying to say is,"nevermind nevemind ".

its ok

as long as d movie v go 2 is ok

12:49am Ooi

but im gonna have doubts watching planet 51 =/

12:49am Hari

its so stupid

12:49am Ooi

exactly la!~

12:50am Hari

d werewolves frm new moon r so awesome

go c

utube

cinema

tv

my house

botanical gardens *WOOTS!!

gt lot

12:51am Ooi

lol

go see from animal planet upclose better..

12:52am Hari

go c my profile

gt vid on werewolves

frm new moon

jacob black so pro

12:52am Ooi

no thanks.not interested in blood-infesting creatures..

12:53am Hari

no blood

only muscle

n fur

n teeth

12:53am Ooi

im better off watching kittens purr...seriously.

12:53am Hari

n kristen stewart falling down

bull shitt

12:54am Ooi

anyways,

go listen to Fireflies by Owl City

12:55am Hari

listen d

12:55amOoi

the song where i sang the opening and you asked what the fuck that was *This was before I received the
above message.

=D=D *And this,too.

12:55am Hari

ya i noe

cool song (bt not d way u sing it)

12:56am Ooi

dude!how do you expect me to face Simon then?!

12:56am Hari

u dont have 2

12:56am Ooi

unlike you,i go for extreme-ness!WOOTS!

btw,don't have msn ah?

12:57am Hari

gt

tak best *Hariharan's attempt to be like Riezal...

boring

12:58am Ooi

and to think fb chat's that awesome.

SALAH!

12:58am Hari

oklah

i noe u dam s*art *Sensored to keep me humble-ness. ;D

no need 2 brag

12:58am Ooi

i earned braggin rights for the whole year dude! (2009-2010)

lucky draw.

12:59am Hari

B U L L S H I T

12:59am Ooi

hari,can you tell me im an ass?pretty please?! =0

i feel so proud when that happens.

1:00am Hari

ur an ass

y?

y?

B U L L S H I T *No-patience guy.Scroll above to see more.Vice versa.

1:02am Ooi

bye nostrodam-ass

no offense

1:03am Hari

i dont gt offended when people insult themselves me. *Awwh!~

1:03am Ooi

oh okay.

good point there.

i need to continue my runescape session

ttyl.if you know what that means..

1:03am Hari

fine

bye


Friday, November 20, 2009

Headline:Justin Bieber causes teen-stampede.

By Hasani Gittens
NBCNewYork.com
updated 11:24 p.m. ET Nov. 20, 2009

Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City was a wild scene Friday afternoon when thousands of screaming adolescent fans showed up for an appearance of 15-year-old Canadian music sensation Justin Bieber.

At least one girl was taken out on a stretcher as about 3,000 fans crowded outside of the "Justice" store on the second tier inside the massive Long Island shopping center at about 3 p.m., according to Nassau County cops.

"As the crowd surged toward the location, aggressive pushing and shoving caused a need for police response," Nassau County police spokesman Det. Kevin Smith said in a statement

"Approximately 35 police units and several Garden City Police units were dispatched to the location and, in the interest of safety for the large crowd, reportedly consisting primarily of teenagers, cancelled the event and dispersed the crowd. Four to five apparently minor injuries were reported," Smith said.

After it became clear that the event was turning into a hazard, Bieber tweeted: "They are not allowing me to come into the mall. if you don't leave I and my fans will be arrested as the police just told us."

And a few moments later he posted: "the event at roosevelt mall is cancelled. please go home. the police have already arrested one person from my camp. I dont want anyone hurt."

Cops said the arrested man was James A. Roppo, 44, of Hoboken, New Jersey. He is the Senior Vice President, Sales, for Island Def Jam Records. The investigation is ongoing and charges against him are pending, Smith said.

Wow,who'd ever thought something like this would happen,especially when it's Justin Bieber.To be honest,I'm still see-ing stars with glitters (w/o black glitters.).A boy that still hasn't reach puberty at the age of 15 years old.But still,managed to *compel lots and lots of people of all types.According to a believable source *shifty eyes*,he was 'discovered' through YouTube by this guy called,Scooter Braun (Scooter makes such a great name,doesn't it?).I don't mean to be rude or dis-respectful to all you Justin Bieber fans out there,but,I'm just speaking out loud.It's my blog anyways. ;)

Is he gonna be the next generation of the Jonas Brothers.Maybe this time,it'll be involving tight undergarments instead,rather than something everyone knows Jonas Brothers are famous for.I hope for the best for Justin Bieber and his singing career.Could Justin Bieber be one of our teen-hood memories we will reminiscence when we start smelling like oatmeals?

Justin Bieber,from where I last searched,has a fan-page with 990,824 fans as the page with highest number of fans among the other results.This I know is confusing monkeys in Botanical Garden (they steal bananas from tourists. =0)too.

Click here to go to the fan-page.

*How do you spell 'compel' again?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Free Clash of The Titans download.

The title is evil.
I keep wondering why people do weird stuffs these days.Is it either because of one's nature or because of nature's call(I know what it means,now.No need to tell whatsoever.)Let us all take a deep breath,a toss to those weird peoples out there,lurking in cyberspace,hoping to finally be noticed by us young generations,out to find a living,in this mean big world full of crappy moments that just makes life so darn awesome.Most of the time.

Take a quick tour with me being your tour guide,into this magical world of the Near Near Near Land.No more gilakuasa lorry-driver.Okay,first stop,we've got people who can't seem to get a life.Although,one day,after you've successfully overcome your mid-life crisis and decided to do stuff like these,don't blame me for 'influencing' you.Can't even seem to find a word to match what I'm doing these days....

NOTE: *Reader's discretion advised.(Not for those in a bloated state.)No offense to anyone out there.
P.S:I know you'll probably see these pictures before the note catches your attention but you know,insurance purposes.

Masalah #1

Masalah #2
I'm now bored finding these weird stuff etc.Better continue with my l337 session.Maybe we I should just mind my own bussiness and not others.
Tra-la-la-la-la!~

Monday, October 19, 2009

Basically,if you opened your eyes,you'll notice that almost,in every sight,a kid playing a video game comes into the picture.Of course,that was probably just a figure of speech that I myself,find it confusing.But is it really that bad?!Come on,it only gives you more chances of getting bad eyesight,influences you to be more violent,cruel,heartless,whatever word you use to describe Rishen at times and the list goes on and on and on and on.So the other day,as I was reading( Me doing this is no surprise especially when your skin is white. *not being prejudice nor racist.* ),this weird weird thing just came diving into my highly guarded,Kaspersky-protected mind.Can video games really help kids get ready for Armageddon?!

Example of one:-




So,in this part of this post,I should explain about Armageddon.After google-ing enough,basically Armageddon is something.I find it kinda controversial and maybe offending to some.Fine,I don't want to lie and be zapped into a pile of dung.It's all in Wikipedia so go there.So let's skip this part and move on to the *Baam bamm bang bamm kah-ching*part of the Chess Traveller's Quiz Book.

If that really happens (video games helping kids prepare for Armageddon),then we can all expect a great movie some alien is gonna come up with later on and develop it into an award-winning shit.On second thought,get this.There WILL NOT be revive buttons,restart at checkpoint,save game,buy items (who pays for stuff when it's Armageddon?!),pick-up loot etc etc etc.And I think a few good men already know about this.And if you're petrified and all,go play Chess cause Mr.Kebab guy in the canteen says it never fails to bring him karma.Wait..good or bad karma again?

P.S:And after all this trouble,I still don't really understand what's Armageddon.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

So,after all that hard work, we I finally got what we I wanted!I got myself a brand-new,platinum plated,limited-edition,master mould-destroyed,mint condition-ed,plastic ruler with lots and lots of number and lines on it!It is super-duper-uber-tuber-guber-ruber awesome!I'm gonna go brag about it to everyone when I'm finally working at T.G.I Fridays!

Before evil rubber ducks dominate the world,I'm gonna go straight to the point!After all those thinking,choosing,clicking,sending,receiving,adding,uploading,closing-eye-moments,the result of the inaugural poll is finally out!So the results are as follow:-

Option #1: 2 living things

Option #2: 4 living things

Option# 3:2 living things

  • <- *How the heck did Phua Chu Kang's mole landed here?!Sigh,global warming(s)....tsk tsk tsk.
It indirectly tells us that out of the 8 people who took the poll,2 insane living things think that Mathematics relates to Harry Potter,4 confused living things think that Mathematics is okay wherelse 2 sane people share the same point of view towards Mathematics as a subject.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

This happens to be the most extraordinary extra-ordinary holiday.For the past 1,2,3,..4,5..6 Six(!) days,I was stuck at home (kinda,other than the fact that I went out for dinner(s).),watching television and making my PS2 nervous.I don't know why but it always has to be about my computer.Well,my brothers,to be precise.
This time the desktop couldn't work.I later found out that the desktop's plug was plug-ed into another socket.
The holidays (is it singular or plural?!) are gonna end soon,if you still haven't realised.So make sure you make the best of it so you wouldn't have to go to school the following week and whine about how your holidays sucked.Cause you're not the only one. ;0
Watch this!It friggin' rocks!That explains why Rishen so wants to be the assassin in Assassin's Creed,you know,the one who goes around touching children and later sell them to gypsies who are gonna go sell them to the circus ( Cirque de Freak?).


Forgive me Elmo.I've tried my best to stop them.I was over-powered.
=((

And wow, Sarawakians are really really nice people eh?=DD

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

If you still don't feel the magic in sleeping now,might as well go feel 'em through Youtube(It's worth trying eh?).Don't wonder why sleeping nowadays are popular amongst teenagers especially when you are one like me,those bored-to-death-and-got-no-damn-thing-to-do-except-homework(s).At least I have a television(+Astro =DD),a PS2 and a friggin-good-for-nothing Gameboy.So can't complain much can I?

Have you ever worked on a puzzle(say,Sudoku,maybe?) before you went to sleep and like have problems solving it and wake up the next day,almost finish solving it?There is a good chance that when you were sleeping,your subconscious crept into your memory bank and solved that Guru-level-ed Sudoku puzzle.

And next,let's discuss about something which I still need to think of (Like you can!).Now before we move on to sweating,there's a few things I need you to do,just for the sake of Dr.Seuss(can be f*cked to find the picture of it/him/her).

  1. Wash the dishes after having your next meal.
  2. Cut your sister's/brother's hair.
  3. Drink some water for this is gonna be exciting. Recommended:Warm water.
4.Look closer.Closer towards the monitor.You know,to get the cinematic feeling.
*I've got a feeling.Woohoo~*
5.Lastly,give Rishen an early Happy Birthday wish.
Happy Birthday to you, x2
Happy Birthday to Black dog/Infrared Rishen,
Happy Birthday to you,you and you!Yes,you!
Guess the "exciting" even everyone was talking about 3 days ago was actually this.
8DD

Thursday, August 27, 2009

I finally agree.Home is really sweet.This is because for the last 3 days and 2 nights,while you all were busy sitting down at home looking at a colourful box,playing CoD 4,basketball etc,I was stuck in school.Miserable-ly.And if you're still wondering why on earth would I spend 3 days and 2 nights in school,it's because I had to go get a seriously 'awesome' haircut.Those RM 5 ones at nasi kandar stalls. =DD

Actually,I had to go to another Scout camp.It's called ATC and to think of it,I finally realised why it's called ATC.

The real meaning of ATC : Annual Training Camp
The parody meaning of : Another Torture Camp
ATC


And boy,it really wasn't fun and games.Not even close.We had to work under the rain,tie-ing raffia strings to teko(s) and bamboo(s),which,we had to strike/destroy on the last day of camp,just before we are allowed to go back.
Of course,like any other Scout camp 'organised' by Penang Free School,we had to cook our own food and for those 'lucky' ones like my patrol and I,we had to go around asking for food cause we only had little and trust me( I know I said Don't trust me,but trust me on this one ;] ).Now that's called 'training' I guess.The best part is that we only like had 2 hours of sleep a day and had to work past midnight,and for your information,it's the Hungry Ghost Festival this month.
At least,on the second day,we had some 'real' scouting cabarans.Let see,we had a three-legged race,Commando crawl (One is required to crawl on mud,trying to avoid strings of raffia above the head,which are connected to teko(s).)Then,one more,which I have no idea what it's called or why is it done,each patrols must carry 3 members which must sit on a bamboo to a designated distance.
Oh yeah,did I mention seniors threw flour at us (when it gets your head and water is 'added',it becomes real sticky and is real difficult to 'remove' from your hair.),and poured or whatever tomato or chilly sauce at us.I could tell which is which.And,there's egg. Wheee?!*sarcasm*
By the way,if you're the show-off/cocky type,it's easier said than done. ;)
Not gonna tell certain additional informations anymore.Enough said.
Toddles~
P.S:After all the mud crawling,tomato/chilly sauce spilling,flour smashing act,we thought everything was over and heck,we were wrong.Really wrong.We had to crawl across a mud pool which is almost knee-high.And trust me(Yes,trust me on this too =.=),it wasn't pleasant.

Black ( =D).Count me in.

With love.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Back in business.

As the title says,I'm back in business.(It's just an exaggeration.)Let's start from the start and end with the end.Nope,I'm not opening a kopitiam and naming it The Kopitiam.Although that would kinda make me famous among the locals,it's decided that I should stick to nasi kandar dealing.Okay,not gonna get all ambitious and tell you about my life's resolution.


I just realise girls got loads and loads of stuff to talk about.Ranging from gossips to bragging about their new Louis Vuitton handbag or Jimmy Choo slippers heels.That discovery of the century was discovered by me,in Penang itself.It all started in this one-of-a-kind-black-Myvi car.We(my sister and I.The same kin punya version) tumpang my sister's friend to Gurney. You do know that the economy is still is crisis.Or is it? *rubs chin and make improptu eyebrown movements*


<Lu punya nama kat sini> : So?!What does that has to do with the discovery of a lifetime the century?!


Sigh.You should get it by now,wouldn't you?!Well,if you're the 'bright' one,let me give you a little recap of what that has happened:-

Us-car-girls/womans start speaking-music volume-low-only-hear aliens signalling-had A H1N1 symptoms- die die die!!


Note:If you really still don't get it.Then don't.Forever.FOREVER.F-O-R-E-V-E-R.
P.S: This wasn't supposed to be funny/humourous but instead,educational.


Aye.This post was really lame and confusing.I shall make my exit for now to allow the other contestant(s) to have their turn(s)....
Click to enlarge.
If you're wondering who he is ( PFS etudiant(s) only.),I'm not gonna tell.Fine,here's a clue.He's rip-ed and is like the best amongst the other form 3s.And if you're not from PFS,just take this as a source of entertainment ;).

P.S: He's a boy. ;D

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Zoltan.


Woah.Who'd ever believe?My class(or for some,our class.),or Zoltan(pronounced : zol-ten),got 3rd in the Penang Free School 's Inter-class Hockey Competition (make it sound longer and better =D).Basically this is how we got 3rd,or as far as I know :-



Match numbah 1: Zoltan (1 Budiman) vs. All-Starz HC (1 Amanah) = a

Match numbah 2: Zoltan (1 Budiman) vs. ________( nobody would probably remember their team's name,and class.) =a

Match numbah 3: Zoltan (1 Budiman) vs. Decepticons (1 Gigih) = r

Match numbah 3: Zoltan (1 Budiman) vs. Malaysian Juniors ( 1 Harmoni) = r


P.S:The match against Decepticons and Malaysian Juniors was real bad.WE got our asses pwned by those professionals.Well,most of them are.


The more surprising thing is that we're gonna go up to the Astaka on Wednesday and get 'receive' our

medals.


Before I forget,our 3rd/4th place match was real real..good?!We had to play for like around 20 minutes( 1st half,2nd half).The match ended 0-0 after fulltime.Then in cames Mr.Yap Gat Su (not a slight idea of how it's spelt.)into the scene.He said we'll be having something like a penalty shootout.Each team were required to send 3 representatives to take the shots.The hard thing is that,we are only allowed to push the ball,not hit it.


We had Master Kiattisak Sae Ng @ Kiattisak Ng Kah Ken,the nimblest of the team and the quickest(must be using steroids cause he played like U-Gene(Scouts),Hariharan,not to be mean but got nothing to say 'bout him though,and of course,our small yet deadly dangerous,Ikmal Hairy Hairi.

First,went Hariharan.His shot was real...weak.(I don't think I could do any better as well.)The ball rolled and stopped in front of the goalkeeper.Kiattisak was second and it ended up like Hariharan's shot.Then luckily,our saviour came to the rescue.He hit and it went in.

It was a joyous moment for us all.Everything went slow-mo.The audio was muted for a long 8.34 second.Okay,it didn't happen but I want this moment to be epic.
(I'm starting to think this post is a little perasan-ish. xDD)


F*cking evil la this guy.Whatever he is.




This was how I felt when the at the penaly-shootout thing.Kind of. =/

Sunday, August 2, 2009

T-A-G!

Oh geez.My brother changed the computer's password.Again!I boleh guna sebab I logged-in using the Adminstrator accound,went to the User Account thingy at Control Panel and removed the main computer account's password.(=.=)Boy,don't brother(s)(If you don't have one,visualize?)just make you hate them?Even when you started off liking them?Maybe this applies to sister(s) too maybe?Make's me wanna go watch Tom and Jerry with my mom.Seriously.

Note:The day before,I created another account to log-in and thought I could delete the account using the Adminstrator's account.I couldn't.So I end up deleting it using my brothah's account.( =.= x2)

Went to Queensbay today to eat air.That sentence should be enough to tell you that I went jalan-jalan in Queensbay?=0000


P.S:I couldn't paste the tag from Zia Wei's blog.Go read his at his blog.And today,I had a chance of a lifetime to meet Moses something but my guess my family,unlike others,aren't interested..
=(

Sister Tan Zia Wei's ex-ex-ex profile picture in Facebook is Moses =?!

And oh damn!I'm addicted to Pakito's song already!More electro,boy!

One heck of an awesome electro composer. =DDDD

Ah,since this post is getting lamer as it goes,time for my attempt to 'revive' it with some humour maybe?

Don't nigahiga look good in that wig?!Hahahaha?

Found it while browsing through Related videos from the video link Barney's ninja sister sent me xD

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Etc etc etc.

I'm in Justice League.Yes, I do possess some extraordinary powers that are not so ordinary because they are extra. It's decided that I should be know as Super Kazaam!

I'm gonna tell you the story of how I became a superhero and its not going to start off with an eclipse of the sun on the 22nd of July.


The other day,I had a date with my super-duper-upper cool dad.(Now now,I wasn't being sarcastic,was I?)So,as usual,I was famished and was in dire need for,pork.So I ordered (High class abit la...) a 'char siew pau' and noticed they sold soups.What else,order la!



I couldn't exactly find the soup I bought so,just for a rough idea...




Fai-yeh powah(Don't have to remind me that I got this from The Thinker in Night at The Musuem 2).

You:Wait,what does all this crap has to do with you getting the crap-ness which you already have;extra.

Hold on you impatient being.

So after eating,out of nowhere,my stomach started to,"Er,eerr,eer".(You should get what I'm trying to comprehend here.)

Then suddenly.*Kaboom-boom-pow-piang(plates and pans.)*Sudden bursts of energy came upon me like thunder with butterflies everywhere. I thought Storm from the X-men was pissed at me for discriminating Native Africans who practiced witchcraft! But how wrong I was! For it was the TV, broadcasting weather signals from Indonesia. So my transformation wasn't so dramatic as in the movies afterall. After all,I should be selected to play as the porridge if there were to be a Goldilock (girl-bear-sleep-eat-die.)play.

How I got powers were quite 'different' really. By chanting "EER's", I magical discovered how I gained a new power. See. By combining both my meals and the strange chant, I figured it all out.


Soup-er!



Pau-er!

P.S:Today Yasmin Ahmad died. (=0)Sad,sad,sad story for Mohd.Burhanuddin bin. Zamri.

R.I.P

My power-gila squadron of Justice League Malaysia.

Still seeking new recruits though.

Off to study.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hhmm..

People people people.A word referring to homosapiens living on Earth.People comprise of different,in fact,very different personalities,thoughts,feelings and etc.And we people always try to improve ourselves in anyway possible to get better since,like the saying goes, there's always room for improvement.Making the most in life is part of making one's life complete.Of course,it includes being humble,compassionate,thoughtful and most of all,thankful.

So be thankful for what you have,even food that taste bad,clothes with stains,shoes or socks with holes,anything.Cause if you didn't realise,in another corner of the world,there is existence of people without edible or worst,without,food,no clothes(this isn't supposed to make you laugh.),no socks whatmore,shoes.

Story #1

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?""Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller.
Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...."I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

Story #2

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. He too, loved his 2nd wife.
She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!" Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !".
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

This incredibly long post shall end here.



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Eck!


This is Rishenkumar A/P Sivakumaran dramatically falling when...ugh....cosplay-ing!

Wow.I can actually live without posting for like years after years(5 weeks to be exact).It finally hit me!Blogging can be real boring but real 'exciting' at times.Okay,let's have a slight recap of what actually happened to me during my...ugh....absent-ism?




  • I went to '5-star hotel-world-class'Berjaya Hotel to go punch some ex-classmates and receive RM 100 RM 50 RM 30 Tan Mark voucher.( Punthackem! )




Ah,this takes forever.So we'll just move on with things that actually happened RECENTLY for instance,today.





Today was a *lalala..censored word.*day.Um,because after coming out from Computer Lab.I couldn't track my Nike Air shoes.Looked and looked but only see teeny-weeny or giant-elephant-ated sized shoes.And the thing is,'they' left me with my left-side shoe ONLY.My last resort?Simply taking other people's shoe*note...it's singular*.Oh whee!The brand-new-horrificated-shoe is size 7.SO the whole day,I was wearing a pair of size 8 and 7 shoes.Look on the bright side,I wore them to play basketball.Now that's what I meant when I say achivement.Finally,more stuff to add to my resume!!!





Next,...oh gosh.Nothing much happened to me the past emo-full days.



Bye-bye.



P.S:I was banned from the computer for like 4-5 weeks.And *toot*,I am still.How am I posting?My brother is on his way to KL and I removed the password.Oh,what a genius I am.