I'm in Justice League.Yes, I do possess some extraordinary powers that are not so ordinary because they are extra. It's decided that I should be know as Super Kazaam!
I'm gonna tell you the story of how I became a superhero and its not going to start off with an eclipse of the sun on the 22nd of July.
The other day,I had a date with my super-duper-upper cool dad.(Now now,I wasn't being sarcastic,was I?)So,as usual,I was famished and was in dire need for,pork.So I ordered (High class abit la...) a 'char siew pau' and noticed they sold soups.What else,order la!
You:Wait,what does all this crap has to do with you getting the crap-ness which you already have;extra.
So after eating,out of nowhere,my stomach started to,"Er,eerr,eer".(You should get what I'm trying to comprehend here.)
Then suddenly.*Kaboom-boom-pow-piang(plates and pans.)*Sudden bursts of energy came upon me like thunder with butterflies everywhere. I thought Storm from the X-men was pissed at me for discriminating Native Africans who practiced witchcraft! But how wrong I was! For it was the TV, broadcasting weather signals from Indonesia. So my transformation wasn't so dramatic as in the movies afterall. After all,I should be selected to play as the porridge if there were to be a Goldilock (girl-bear-sleep-eat-die.)play.
How I got powers were quite 'different' really. By chanting "EER's", I magical discovered how I gained a new power. See. By combining both my meals and the strange chant, I figured it all out.
Soup-er!
P.S:Today Yasmin Ahmad died. (=0)Sad,sad,sad story for Mohd.Burhanuddin bin. Zamri.
R.I.P
My power-gila squadron of Justice League Malaysia.
Off to study.
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