Sunday, July 26, 2009

Etc etc etc.

I'm in Justice League.Yes, I do possess some extraordinary powers that are not so ordinary because they are extra. It's decided that I should be know as Super Kazaam!

I'm gonna tell you the story of how I became a superhero and its not going to start off with an eclipse of the sun on the 22nd of July.


The other day,I had a date with my super-duper-upper cool dad.(Now now,I wasn't being sarcastic,was I?)So,as usual,I was famished and was in dire need for,pork.So I ordered (High class abit la...) a 'char siew pau' and noticed they sold soups.What else,order la!



I couldn't exactly find the soup I bought so,just for a rough idea...




Fai-yeh powah(Don't have to remind me that I got this from The Thinker in Night at The Musuem 2).

You:Wait,what does all this crap has to do with you getting the crap-ness which you already have;extra.

Hold on you impatient being.

So after eating,out of nowhere,my stomach started to,"Er,eerr,eer".(You should get what I'm trying to comprehend here.)

Then suddenly.*Kaboom-boom-pow-piang(plates and pans.)*Sudden bursts of energy came upon me like thunder with butterflies everywhere. I thought Storm from the X-men was pissed at me for discriminating Native Africans who practiced witchcraft! But how wrong I was! For it was the TV, broadcasting weather signals from Indonesia. So my transformation wasn't so dramatic as in the movies afterall. After all,I should be selected to play as the porridge if there were to be a Goldilock (girl-bear-sleep-eat-die.)play.

How I got powers were quite 'different' really. By chanting "EER's", I magical discovered how I gained a new power. See. By combining both my meals and the strange chant, I figured it all out.


Soup-er!



Pau-er!

P.S:Today Yasmin Ahmad died. (=0)Sad,sad,sad story for Mohd.Burhanuddin bin. Zamri.

R.I.P

My power-gila squadron of Justice League Malaysia.

Still seeking new recruits though.

Off to study.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hhmm..

People people people.A word referring to homosapiens living on Earth.People comprise of different,in fact,very different personalities,thoughts,feelings and etc.And we people always try to improve ourselves in anyway possible to get better since,like the saying goes, there's always room for improvement.Making the most in life is part of making one's life complete.Of course,it includes being humble,compassionate,thoughtful and most of all,thankful.

So be thankful for what you have,even food that taste bad,clothes with stains,shoes or socks with holes,anything.Cause if you didn't realise,in another corner of the world,there is existence of people without edible or worst,without,food,no clothes(this isn't supposed to make you laugh.),no socks whatmore,shoes.

Story #1

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?""Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller.
Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...."I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

Story #2

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. He too, loved his 2nd wife.
She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!" Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !".
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

This incredibly long post shall end here.



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Eck!


This is Rishenkumar A/P Sivakumaran dramatically falling when...ugh....cosplay-ing!

Wow.I can actually live without posting for like years after years(5 weeks to be exact).It finally hit me!Blogging can be real boring but real 'exciting' at times.Okay,let's have a slight recap of what actually happened to me during my...ugh....absent-ism?




  • I went to '5-star hotel-world-class'Berjaya Hotel to go punch some ex-classmates and receive RM 100 RM 50 RM 30 Tan Mark voucher.( Punthackem! )




Ah,this takes forever.So we'll just move on with things that actually happened RECENTLY for instance,today.





Today was a *lalala..censored word.*day.Um,because after coming out from Computer Lab.I couldn't track my Nike Air shoes.Looked and looked but only see teeny-weeny or giant-elephant-ated sized shoes.And the thing is,'they' left me with my left-side shoe ONLY.My last resort?Simply taking other people's shoe*note...it's singular*.Oh whee!The brand-new-horrificated-shoe is size 7.SO the whole day,I was wearing a pair of size 8 and 7 shoes.Look on the bright side,I wore them to play basketball.Now that's what I meant when I say achivement.Finally,more stuff to add to my resume!!!





Next,...oh gosh.Nothing much happened to me the past emo-full days.



Bye-bye.



P.S:I was banned from the computer for like 4-5 weeks.And *toot*,I am still.How am I posting?My brother is on his way to KL and I removed the password.Oh,what a genius I am.