It takes time.Really.

Some vodka to jump start this post.I just settled my lawsuit.

I'm on a mission,being a rebel 8/24 hours per day.Approximately.Ask my Geography teacher.I beh syok her.For instance,yesterday,she said,"*Ni shiao sho-sho vin chai maw."

*It means,"Those who didn't do their homework,get out of the class."

Me bitch Reuben didn't do his homework so,I decided to go out and let him copy.(It later ended up with 3 guys copying.)She now thinks I'm 'bad' and wants to call my parents.No,not really,she realised like,during March.What a classy shit.

About my Geography teacher,her name is Gno Yal Nihc.I don't want to talk about this but my commando-in-chief is out of town and because that's how I roll.Yeah...I'm a Penangite who likes adding "..that's how I roll."at the end of shits,nowadays. 8D

She's married to a Japanese.NOBODY I know knows how or why.On second thought,I stop here.I'm feeling uncomfortable..right about,now.

I knew I should've sticked to Spain.

WORLD CUP 2010 FINAL TOURNAMENT STANDINGS

Winner: Spain

Runners-Up: Netherlands

Third: Germany

Fourth: Urugua

GOLDEN BOOT

Thomas Mueller (GER)

GOLDEN BALL

Diego Forlan (URU)

GOLDEN GLOVE

Iker Casillas

FIFA FAIR PLAY AWARD

Spain

LAST MAN OF THE MATCH

Andres Iniesta (SPA)

BEST YOUNG PLAYER AWARD

Thomas Mueller (GER)

To believe or not to.

England kalah kerana referee,

Jepun keluar kerana penalti,

Argentina kuat dengan Messi,

Brazil handal tetapi sangat lansi (cocky),

Itali masih dalam mimpi,

Perancis langsung takda hati,

Afrika semua balik safari,

Korea Utara kalah tujuh biji,

Malaysia?Terus berjudi.

That 2009 Rap Profile.

So yea,this is what me and Prakash(1) and me came out with..but mostly me.Prakash(2) misses it so I'm posting it up here.You can thank me now or later,Prakash(3)!

Note:It is lame.

Click to enlarge.

1.)When I farted,

My fart smelled like pea,(yeah!)

I'm kinda confused,

Cause I don't remember eating no macaro-neh!

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Prakash(4).

2.)Oh!

I polluted the air,

Well,OMG,come make someone sue me,

Then I'll go tell my stories to Oprah Winfrey,

But first,I gotta be a wussy and for that,I feel sorry. *Gasp!*

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Prakash(5).

3.)And because my mom says I can't say anything nice,

I should now look forward to eating rice,

Or maybe I should just continue swat-ing flies.

Whee!I'm so fly,I'm finally gonna go cry.

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Prakash(6).

4.)Ya' know,I'm just doing this for kicks,

Don't even think it's gonna be numbah one on say,Billboard,probably?

Of course,I've got more tricks under my sleeves.

Great!Now go sneeze cause it gives eternity bliss?!

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Prakash(7).

Told ya.

Oranje boom,World Cup spirit!

ORANJE BOOM! =D

P.S:I posted this on the 90th minute..just before extra-time.