Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Thursday, July 22, 2010

It takes time.Really.

Some vodka to jump start this post.I just settled my lawsuit.

I'm on a mission,being a rebel 8/24 hours per day.Approximately.Ask my Geography teacher.I beh syok her.For instance,yesterday,she said,"*Ni shiao sho-sho vin chai maw."
*It means,"Those who didn't do their homework,get out of the class."

Me bitch Reuben didn't do his homework so,I decided to go out and let him copy.(It later ended up with 3 guys copying.)She now thinks I'm 'bad' and wants to call my parents.No,not really,she realised like,during March.What a classy shit.

About my Geography teacher,her name is Gno Yal Nihc.I don't want to talk about this but my commando-in-chief is out of town and because that's how I roll.Yeah...I'm a Penangite who likes adding "..that's how I roll."at the end of shits,nowadays. 8D

She's married to a Japanese.NOBODY I know knows how or why.On second thought,I stop here.I'm feeling uncomfortable..right about,now.



Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Tempest medium,something like that.

Hey!Orange you glad I'm updating?Well,I don't know but I know I'm not,fo sho'.And this time,I'm timing myself..to see how long it takes me approx. to finish a blog post.Lemonade.


Wednesday, 23 June 2010.
Haw-haw.Went to school welcomed by lots and lots of prefects.Asked me to cut my hair because apparently it's 'reaching the limit'.I was flabbergasted by that.I stood there and they later ask me to make way for others.Drink water on the way to the palm court,the place everyone lines up.Pretty good timing...as soon as I reached,the bell rang.Then was spammed with multiple speech bubbles which went "Blah-blah-blah".


Went up to class,felt emo and sat down.After awhile,when everyone is getting ready for bed (Sejarah),I looked around.I felt warm.I then realised the back door wasn't open (I sit at the back-est,on the right).Proceeded with opening it.Fuel alternatives,hybrid cars,ozone thinning,those were some of the stuffs my teacher crapped.Slept through...lucky I had the effet0rz 8D.Was then awaken by my friends cause they were all so excited@teacher telling our Sejarah marks.


Heart-warming experience. Didn't quite get that adrenaline/sugar rush like what my friends did.Felt nervous and shaky instead.Marks were given from lowest to the highest.So that pretty much even made my condition worst.*zipzapzigglyzuziza*MY paper was called last.I screamed 'Fuck yeah!'...loud enough for my friends to hear,soft enough for my Malay teacher to hear.
I did a random jig before taking my paper.Got 85%.Then,like building steam with a gram of sugar,I noticed 3 other guys had the same marks as me.It really killed me.I thought for this time,at least,I could get highest....akjkajskdjwr.

I knew it was true...

*Fast-forwardzzz*
Last bell rang.Threw a chalk at Pavinthiran when everyone was leaving.He didn't notice.It was raining heavy,by zee ways.I have to start on my Sejarah folio today,it's due Friday.I was hoping to go back early so I can use the computer etc etc.Waited for around 40 minutes (Watches does miracles.)Rain subsided.Used the back door,with my handkerchief on my head,and headed to Chulia Street (The place I waitzz for buses.)


Cinderella's godmother's real name is Verna Felton in the 1950 Disney version.


It took either the bus or the driver 50 minutes.Reach home,did the same thing when walking back.Came back.Nobody was at home.


2.452 seconds.
P.S:I gave up on the timing thing.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Instant noodles and me.

On New Year's Eve last year,at the stroke of midnight,I had a cup of Maggi mee in the living-room,with the television on-ed,cousin,aunty and sister outside the balcony,getting pissed at the fireworks.

P.S:I think those fireworks came from Auto City..and where is Auto City?

Monday, December 28, 2009

A Merry Christmas in Gurney Drive.

So it's around 2 more days before the year turns 2010 years old..?That,indirectly means,we are basically 2 years away from Judgement Day (if you do believe in it.)Bet you noticed,2012 is still the current conversation-magic around the world.Nope,I don't know what the heck "conversation-magic around the world" hecking means.

Jika you hadn't read the newspaper on,ugh,let's just say, 27th of December,2 days after Christmas,there was quite a situation in Gurney Drive.*We don't want a situation,do we?So the 'situation' was pretty much like this.


The 'situation':
Unruly revellers punching, kicking and attacking Rela members with helmets during a gathering at Gurney Drive, Penang, on the eve of Christmas Day. The party-poopers set another record in rowdy behaviour when they sprayed aerosol foam on motorists and banged passing vehicles.

If this was a friggin quiz-show,you'd probably not score any points.As usual,like any other year,this happened.I was kind enough to consider posting the video but when I was about to go search for it on YouTube *Papi-papi!Papi chulo,bang on me?!*,it was already banned...

Click here if your mom still doesn't believe it.

This would cover up that though,since both also involves the action of moving body parts improptu-ly.







Damn,imagining them all in bikini(s) ain't that hard. (;



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Touched;

From whichever date/day onwards,I will promise myself to now live life to the fullest.I'll try as hard as possible to control my temperature and not have random mood-swings especially when stuff(s) doesn't go my way.I will forgive whoever that has done me wrong.I will not tell myself or anyone how f*cked-up my life is and instead,be happy for what I have.I will not complain about dozens and dozens of homework my fucked-up ever so love-able teachers give.Seek for forgiveness and maybe forgive myself for the wrong-doings I had done.I will not insult nor get jealous anytime soon and believe everyone is as unique as I think I am and I should respect every single one of God's creation.I will feel all f*cked-up in my room less often.I will treat everyone better as though it's my last time with them (figure of speech-ly).I will try whichever way to make people happy even if I just try.I will use smileys/emoticons more often especially like these:- (see moles below).And as usual,the list goes on and on and on.I think me and you get the rough idea.Yeah,we both hope so.
  • =)
  • ;)
  • =D
  • :D
  • ;D
  • xD
  • xP
  • ;P
  • o0o C=
  • etc.
I think it's hardly going to work but of course,I can always tell my grandkids,if I were to have any,that I've tried.Hard,maybe?And if 2012 was true,I/we only have around 2 years and a few more months (couldn't bother counting).So let us all take a leap towards change and promise ourselves the same thing,vice versa.It's never too late.


Here.


Here,another one,I insist.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

The secret to eternal idiocy.

It's getting lame,
And I think you're just doing this for fame,
Bet you think we're all the same,
I go,I see,same stuff,from thee,
Nothing close to originality,
But get this,and everything else,
It's all coming from me.

According to Liverpool,
You'll never walk alone,
But as much as dogs love bones,
It's not always gonna be said in a same tone.

When raindrops meets with your skin,
You'll experience a tingling feeling,
And nope,no one is joking,
For because this ain't an ordinary thing.

And if you're gonna be a loser and copy the stuffs I do,go take up cooking lessons.Not only does it make you like Chef Wan himself,it also help you get into rave/trance-mode more frequently,compared to listening to techno/trance songs 24/7 365 (in some cases,366)days,like how posers do it these days.

P.S:After I triggered your anger emotion,get an eraser and start rubbing erasing it.After it has come to a point where it shrinks,touch the erased area and feel the magic running through you,cell by cell and then throw it at least 5 meters away from you to avoid side-effects.




Being abducted and forced to play along.They threaten to friendly-fire me...



Friday, November 20, 2009

Headline:Justin Bieber causes teen-stampede.

By Hasani Gittens
NBCNewYork.com
updated 11:24 p.m. ET Nov. 20, 2009

Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City was a wild scene Friday afternoon when thousands of screaming adolescent fans showed up for an appearance of 15-year-old Canadian music sensation Justin Bieber.

At least one girl was taken out on a stretcher as about 3,000 fans crowded outside of the "Justice" store on the second tier inside the massive Long Island shopping center at about 3 p.m., according to Nassau County cops.

"As the crowd surged toward the location, aggressive pushing and shoving caused a need for police response," Nassau County police spokesman Det. Kevin Smith said in a statement

"Approximately 35 police units and several Garden City Police units were dispatched to the location and, in the interest of safety for the large crowd, reportedly consisting primarily of teenagers, cancelled the event and dispersed the crowd. Four to five apparently minor injuries were reported," Smith said.

After it became clear that the event was turning into a hazard, Bieber tweeted: "They are not allowing me to come into the mall. if you don't leave I and my fans will be arrested as the police just told us."

And a few moments later he posted: "the event at roosevelt mall is cancelled. please go home. the police have already arrested one person from my camp. I dont want anyone hurt."

Cops said the arrested man was James A. Roppo, 44, of Hoboken, New Jersey. He is the Senior Vice President, Sales, for Island Def Jam Records. The investigation is ongoing and charges against him are pending, Smith said.

Wow,who'd ever thought something like this would happen,especially when it's Justin Bieber.To be honest,I'm still see-ing stars with glitters (w/o black glitters.).A boy that still hasn't reach puberty at the age of 15 years old.But still,managed to *compel lots and lots of people of all types.According to a believable source *shifty eyes*,he was 'discovered' through YouTube by this guy called,Scooter Braun (Scooter makes such a great name,doesn't it?).I don't mean to be rude or dis-respectful to all you Justin Bieber fans out there,but,I'm just speaking out loud.It's my blog anyways. ;)

Is he gonna be the next generation of the Jonas Brothers.Maybe this time,it'll be involving tight undergarments instead,rather than something everyone knows Jonas Brothers are famous for.I hope for the best for Justin Bieber and his singing career.Could Justin Bieber be one of our teen-hood memories we will reminiscence when we start smelling like oatmeals?

Justin Bieber,from where I last searched,has a fan-page with 990,824 fans as the page with highest number of fans among the other results.This I know is confusing monkeys in Botanical Garden (they steal bananas from tourists. =0)too.

Click here to go to the fan-page.

*How do you spell 'compel' again?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Free Clash of The Titans download.

The title is evil.
I keep wondering why people do weird stuffs these days.Is it either because of one's nature or because of nature's call(I know what it means,now.No need to tell whatsoever.)Let us all take a deep breath,a toss to those weird peoples out there,lurking in cyberspace,hoping to finally be noticed by us young generations,out to find a living,in this mean big world full of crappy moments that just makes life so darn awesome.Most of the time.

Take a quick tour with me being your tour guide,into this magical world of the Near Near Near Land.No more gilakuasa lorry-driver.Okay,first stop,we've got people who can't seem to get a life.Although,one day,after you've successfully overcome your mid-life crisis and decided to do stuff like these,don't blame me for 'influencing' you.Can't even seem to find a word to match what I'm doing these days....

NOTE: *Reader's discretion advised.(Not for those in a bloated state.)No offense to anyone out there.
P.S:I know you'll probably see these pictures before the note catches your attention but you know,insurance purposes.

Masalah #1

Masalah #2
I'm now bored finding these weird stuff etc.Better continue with my l337 session.Maybe we I should just mind my own bussiness and not others.
Tra-la-la-la-la!~

Monday, October 19, 2009

Basically,if you opened your eyes,you'll notice that almost,in every sight,a kid playing a video game comes into the picture.Of course,that was probably just a figure of speech that I myself,find it confusing.But is it really that bad?!Come on,it only gives you more chances of getting bad eyesight,influences you to be more violent,cruel,heartless,whatever word you use to describe Rishen at times and the list goes on and on and on and on.So the other day,as I was reading( Me doing this is no surprise especially when your skin is white. *not being prejudice nor racist.* ),this weird weird thing just came diving into my highly guarded,Kaspersky-protected mind.Can video games really help kids get ready for Armageddon?!

Example of one:-




So,in this part of this post,I should explain about Armageddon.After google-ing enough,basically Armageddon is something.I find it kinda controversial and maybe offending to some.Fine,I don't want to lie and be zapped into a pile of dung.It's all in Wikipedia so go there.So let's skip this part and move on to the *Baam bamm bang bamm kah-ching*part of the Chess Traveller's Quiz Book.

If that really happens (video games helping kids prepare for Armageddon),then we can all expect a great movie some alien is gonna come up with later on and develop it into an award-winning shit.On second thought,get this.There WILL NOT be revive buttons,restart at checkpoint,save game,buy items (who pays for stuff when it's Armageddon?!),pick-up loot etc etc etc.And I think a few good men already know about this.And if you're petrified and all,go play Chess cause Mr.Kebab guy in the canteen says it never fails to bring him karma.Wait..good or bad karma again?

P.S:And after all this trouble,I still don't really understand what's Armageddon.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

So,after all that hard work, we I finally got what we I wanted!I got myself a brand-new,platinum plated,limited-edition,master mould-destroyed,mint condition-ed,plastic ruler with lots and lots of number and lines on it!It is super-duper-uber-tuber-guber-ruber awesome!I'm gonna go brag about it to everyone when I'm finally working at T.G.I Fridays!

Before evil rubber ducks dominate the world,I'm gonna go straight to the point!After all those thinking,choosing,clicking,sending,receiving,adding,uploading,closing-eye-moments,the result of the inaugural poll is finally out!So the results are as follow:-

Option #1: 2 living things

Option #2: 4 living things

Option# 3:2 living things

  • <- *How the heck did Phua Chu Kang's mole landed here?!Sigh,global warming(s)....tsk tsk tsk.
It indirectly tells us that out of the 8 people who took the poll,2 insane living things think that Mathematics relates to Harry Potter,4 confused living things think that Mathematics is okay wherelse 2 sane people share the same point of view towards Mathematics as a subject.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

This happens to be the most extraordinary extra-ordinary holiday.For the past 1,2,3,..4,5..6 Six(!) days,I was stuck at home (kinda,other than the fact that I went out for dinner(s).),watching television and making my PS2 nervous.I don't know why but it always has to be about my computer.Well,my brothers,to be precise.
This time the desktop couldn't work.I later found out that the desktop's plug was plug-ed into another socket.
The holidays (is it singular or plural?!) are gonna end soon,if you still haven't realised.So make sure you make the best of it so you wouldn't have to go to school the following week and whine about how your holidays sucked.Cause you're not the only one. ;0
Watch this!It friggin' rocks!That explains why Rishen so wants to be the assassin in Assassin's Creed,you know,the one who goes around touching children and later sell them to gypsies who are gonna go sell them to the circus ( Cirque de Freak?).


Forgive me Elmo.I've tried my best to stop them.I was over-powered.
=((

And wow, Sarawakians are really really nice people eh?=DD

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

If you still don't feel the magic in sleeping now,might as well go feel 'em through Youtube(It's worth trying eh?).Don't wonder why sleeping nowadays are popular amongst teenagers especially when you are one like me,those bored-to-death-and-got-no-damn-thing-to-do-except-homework(s).At least I have a television(+Astro =DD),a PS2 and a friggin-good-for-nothing Gameboy.So can't complain much can I?

Have you ever worked on a puzzle(say,Sudoku,maybe?) before you went to sleep and like have problems solving it and wake up the next day,almost finish solving it?There is a good chance that when you were sleeping,your subconscious crept into your memory bank and solved that Guru-level-ed Sudoku puzzle.

And next,let's discuss about something which I still need to think of (Like you can!).Now before we move on to sweating,there's a few things I need you to do,just for the sake of Dr.Seuss(can be f*cked to find the picture of it/him/her).

  1. Wash the dishes after having your next meal.
  2. Cut your sister's/brother's hair.
  3. Drink some water for this is gonna be exciting. Recommended:Warm water.
4.Look closer.Closer towards the monitor.You know,to get the cinematic feeling.
*I've got a feeling.Woohoo~*
5.Lastly,give Rishen an early Happy Birthday wish.
Happy Birthday to you, x2
Happy Birthday to Black dog/Infrared Rishen,
Happy Birthday to you,you and you!Yes,you!
Guess the "exciting" even everyone was talking about 3 days ago was actually this.
8DD

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Back in business.

As the title says,I'm back in business.(It's just an exaggeration.)Let's start from the start and end with the end.Nope,I'm not opening a kopitiam and naming it The Kopitiam.Although that would kinda make me famous among the locals,it's decided that I should stick to nasi kandar dealing.Okay,not gonna get all ambitious and tell you about my life's resolution.


I just realise girls got loads and loads of stuff to talk about.Ranging from gossips to bragging about their new Louis Vuitton handbag or Jimmy Choo slippers heels.That discovery of the century was discovered by me,in Penang itself.It all started in this one-of-a-kind-black-Myvi car.We(my sister and I.The same kin punya version) tumpang my sister's friend to Gurney. You do know that the economy is still is crisis.Or is it? *rubs chin and make improptu eyebrown movements*


<Lu punya nama kat sini> : So?!What does that has to do with the discovery of a lifetime the century?!


Sigh.You should get it by now,wouldn't you?!Well,if you're the 'bright' one,let me give you a little recap of what that has happened:-

Us-car-girls/womans start speaking-music volume-low-only-hear aliens signalling-had A H1N1 symptoms- die die die!!


Note:If you really still don't get it.Then don't.Forever.FOREVER.F-O-R-E-V-E-R.
P.S: This wasn't supposed to be funny/humourous but instead,educational.


Aye.This post was really lame and confusing.I shall make my exit for now to allow the other contestant(s) to have their turn(s)....
Click to enlarge.
If you're wondering who he is ( PFS etudiant(s) only.),I'm not gonna tell.Fine,here's a clue.He's rip-ed and is like the best amongst the other form 3s.And if you're not from PFS,just take this as a source of entertainment ;).

P.S: He's a boy. ;D

Sunday, August 2, 2009

T-A-G!

Oh geez.My brother changed the computer's password.Again!I boleh guna sebab I logged-in using the Adminstrator accound,went to the User Account thingy at Control Panel and removed the main computer account's password.(=.=)Boy,don't brother(s)(If you don't have one,visualize?)just make you hate them?Even when you started off liking them?Maybe this applies to sister(s) too maybe?Make's me wanna go watch Tom and Jerry with my mom.Seriously.

Note:The day before,I created another account to log-in and thought I could delete the account using the Adminstrator's account.I couldn't.So I end up deleting it using my brothah's account.( =.= x2)

Went to Queensbay today to eat air.That sentence should be enough to tell you that I went jalan-jalan in Queensbay?=0000


P.S:I couldn't paste the tag from Zia Wei's blog.Go read his at his blog.And today,I had a chance of a lifetime to meet Moses something but my guess my family,unlike others,aren't interested..
=(

Sister Tan Zia Wei's ex-ex-ex profile picture in Facebook is Moses =?!

And oh damn!I'm addicted to Pakito's song already!More electro,boy!

One heck of an awesome electro composer. =DDDD

Ah,since this post is getting lamer as it goes,time for my attempt to 'revive' it with some humour maybe?

Don't nigahiga look good in that wig?!Hahahaha?

Found it while browsing through Related videos from the video link Barney's ninja sister sent me xD

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Etc etc etc.

I'm in Justice League.Yes, I do possess some extraordinary powers that are not so ordinary because they are extra. It's decided that I should be know as Super Kazaam!

I'm gonna tell you the story of how I became a superhero and its not going to start off with an eclipse of the sun on the 22nd of July.


The other day,I had a date with my super-duper-upper cool dad.(Now now,I wasn't being sarcastic,was I?)So,as usual,I was famished and was in dire need for,pork.So I ordered (High class abit la...) a 'char siew pau' and noticed they sold soups.What else,order la!



I couldn't exactly find the soup I bought so,just for a rough idea...




Fai-yeh powah(Don't have to remind me that I got this from The Thinker in Night at The Musuem 2).

You:Wait,what does all this crap has to do with you getting the crap-ness which you already have;extra.

Hold on you impatient being.

So after eating,out of nowhere,my stomach started to,"Er,eerr,eer".(You should get what I'm trying to comprehend here.)

Then suddenly.*Kaboom-boom-pow-piang(plates and pans.)*Sudden bursts of energy came upon me like thunder with butterflies everywhere. I thought Storm from the X-men was pissed at me for discriminating Native Africans who practiced witchcraft! But how wrong I was! For it was the TV, broadcasting weather signals from Indonesia. So my transformation wasn't so dramatic as in the movies afterall. After all,I should be selected to play as the porridge if there were to be a Goldilock (girl-bear-sleep-eat-die.)play.

How I got powers were quite 'different' really. By chanting "EER's", I magical discovered how I gained a new power. See. By combining both my meals and the strange chant, I figured it all out.


Soup-er!



Pau-er!

P.S:Today Yasmin Ahmad died. (=0)Sad,sad,sad story for Mohd.Burhanuddin bin. Zamri.

R.I.P

My power-gila squadron of Justice League Malaysia.

Still seeking new recruits though.

Off to study.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Hhmm..

People people people.A word referring to homosapiens living on Earth.People comprise of different,in fact,very different personalities,thoughts,feelings and etc.And we people always try to improve ourselves in anyway possible to get better since,like the saying goes, there's always room for improvement.Making the most in life is part of making one's life complete.Of course,it includes being humble,compassionate,thoughtful and most of all,thankful.

So be thankful for what you have,even food that taste bad,clothes with stains,shoes or socks with holes,anything.Cause if you didn't realise,in another corner of the world,there is existence of people without edible or worst,without,food,no clothes(this isn't supposed to make you laugh.),no socks whatmore,shoes.

Story #1

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of a little boy. "Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies." "Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?""Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller.
Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up...."I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

Story #2

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men. He too, loved his 2nd wife.
She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times. Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.
One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!" Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word. The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold. He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.
Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !".
Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

This incredibly long post shall end here.



Thursday, July 9, 2009

Eck!


This is Rishenkumar A/P Sivakumaran dramatically falling when...ugh....cosplay-ing!

Wow.I can actually live without posting for like years after years(5 weeks to be exact).It finally hit me!Blogging can be real boring but real 'exciting' at times.Okay,let's have a slight recap of what actually happened to me during my...ugh....absent-ism?




  • I went to '5-star hotel-world-class'Berjaya Hotel to go punch some ex-classmates and receive RM 100 RM 50 RM 30 Tan Mark voucher.( Punthackem! )




Ah,this takes forever.So we'll just move on with things that actually happened RECENTLY for instance,today.





Today was a *lalala..censored word.*day.Um,because after coming out from Computer Lab.I couldn't track my Nike Air shoes.Looked and looked but only see teeny-weeny or giant-elephant-ated sized shoes.And the thing is,'they' left me with my left-side shoe ONLY.My last resort?Simply taking other people's shoe*note...it's singular*.Oh whee!The brand-new-horrificated-shoe is size 7.SO the whole day,I was wearing a pair of size 8 and 7 shoes.Look on the bright side,I wore them to play basketball.Now that's what I meant when I say achivement.Finally,more stuff to add to my resume!!!





Next,...oh gosh.Nothing much happened to me the past emo-full days.



Bye-bye.



P.S:I was banned from the computer for like 4-5 weeks.And *toot*,I am still.How am I posting?My brother is on his way to KL and I removed the password.Oh,what a genius I am.





Friday, June 12, 2009

Yeah,the new skin looks girly.Maybe I shouldn't have spent hours after hours minutes after minutes trying to find a 'suitable' blog skin.Then minutes after minutes hours after hours to edit it.Ah!It all ends up as waste!

I STILL haven't started on my Sejarah folio which is due next Thursday.I just can't be f*cked.I am *ahem*,busy helping my team in Neopets(I know I know,no need to remind me.)closer in winning the inaugural Altador Cup :-

*drum rolls*





This tournament is yearly and is participated by 16 teams and last for more than a month..I was in the Darigan Citadel squad since the first Altador Cup so consider me an All-Star *coughs*.This team won the first Altador Cup.At least we have something to boast about!But the thing is,this team isn't consistent ever since it won.It has loads of freeloaders lurking around doing nothing..Freeloaders are people who joined the team hoping to get the trophy instead of EARNING the trophy BY contributing to the team.


Darigan Citadel.

Darigan Citadel's Squad/Team.
Anyways,enough of Neopets,(Addicting,no?!)let me tell you the suffering I had to go through during the other day where at the Internet Cafe.I sat in the middle row,back.Well,I don't want to let everyone see me playing Neopets right?Beside me was a malay kid and beside him was an indian *beep*-ing dude!(No offense.)
Why did I called him that?Easy.Because he was smoking(I think weed.=0)when it clearly stats at the entrance of the Internet Cafe that this WAS a non-smoking area.I wouldn't give a damn if he wasn't sitting a seat away from me puffing smoke which unfortunately,drifts too me,killing me softly.It was terrible I tell you!
I had to hold my breath every few seconds and so did the malay guy beside me.And he(that Indian guy.) 'tried' to stay 'undercover',hiding under the table(=.=).I had problems with my respiratory system on that day and the day after.I've read this somemore.It's called Third-person-smoking.Aaaahhh!!Ma lungs!I'll have damages to my lungs without smoking?!Motha *beep*-ing indian.
P.S:He happened to be a racist guy too,telling the malay boy how the Chinese might cheat on them and all those bullshits.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Uhuh.

Have you been wondering what happened to me for the past few days lately?The truth may hurt but,I've been captured to fight for Narnia since that Aslan died farting.(I knew peas make you fart!)Okay,here's the real thing...my....computer...has been..contaminated by..viruses.(Aaahh!!)So I'm actually posting from an internet cafe.
I have to say,using the computer at home is so much funner/better/EASIER/more convinient too maybe.Basically because,you can like get food there without much suffering(I'm starving over here =0)Then,we have not-so-random-people randomly shooting out *ahem* 'appropriate' words.
Not to forget,my mom thinks the internet cafe is a place where all riots gather.A-W-E-S-O-M-E-N-E-S-S.And many may wonder,why or how my computer got viruses all over it.(No,it's not because I downloaded Beastility Porn.*_*)instead,I 'attempt' to download this hack programme for some masalah monyet.
Oh!I'm gonna be in Gurney tomorrow watching Night at The Musuem 2 with my *ahem*,'gang'.
And I want to let everyone know this:-
Rishen confessed to me about 2/two/dua/deux(that's all I know)things.But I'm only gonna spill one out of the two beans(;D).
HE TRIED TO *ahem* HIS CPU JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
HAW HAW HAW!
R.I.P
In memory of Hannah's late handphone which fell from the awful stairs.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Damn...potong steam as usual.
Sigh...homeworks still not done.It's bullcrap this time.Gah!Friggin Maths must finish the whole chapter then Kemahiran Hidup must do 3 units nota.*Curses*.I'm kinda busy playing this crappy game with my friends.The game is kinda sucky but addicting( =/)Nothing much to crap here so I'm gonna post 10 facts you don't know:-


  • The Olympic gold medal is actually pure silver with about 6 grams of gold plating.
  • Rainbow dung do exist in this world somehow.
  • Rainbow sprinkles are poisonous.
  • Rainbows are made when light is refracted through millions of droplets in the air.
  • Rishen thinks he is hippy,saying dude 67% daily.
  • Chocolate is a daily menu for some.Me?I only eat it when I have it.
  • I still don't know how a turtle/tortoise's shell expand as it grows older.
  • 2 more facts-you-don't-know to go.
  • 55% I'm going to Queensbay later,thats if I can finish my bullcrap homeworks.
  • I'm having problems downloading Borhan's game. o.0


  • Well by the time you finish reading it,most of you start realizing(I'm still having problems spelling this word correctly.) that its actually some random cow dung,not facts.I'm gonna go continue with my stupid game.


Au revoir ~