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12:42am Ooi

hey we're gonna go for another movie outing

wana come?

12:43am Hari

when?

wat movie?

Where?

who going?

wat time?

how moch money 2 bring?

12:43am Ooi

not sure yet la

plans.

we have to wait for kia,

he's lost somewhere in a place called,planet Earth =0

12:44am Hari

new moon?

taylor lautner is hot in tat movie

12:45am Ooi

fuck

you go watch with rishen la ;D *Sensored to get the best results.

12:45am Hari

HEY!!

rishen sucks * " "

honestly

12:45am Ooi

dont judge idiots by their disguises la.. *I have to admit this was redundant.

12:46am Hari

i hate things like him although i might be worse

so i know wat im tocking bout

12:46am Ooi

well okay,suit yourself

go continue your club penguin *Yes,still un-aware of the beauty-ness of Runescape.

12:47am Hari

when's the movie??!!

12:47am Ooi

not sure la

12:47am Hari

holiday boring

12:47am Ooi

thats why online more often and yes,i can tell ;D

12:47am Hari

kk new moon?

12:47am Ooi

if we cant contact you youll just have to stare at ceilings through-out the holidays lo

aliff hates it so no go.

12:48am Hari

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

nemine nemine *What he's trying to say is,"nevermind nevemind ".

its ok

as long as d movie v go 2 is ok

12:49am Ooi

but im gonna have doubts watching planet 51 =/

12:49am Hari

its so stupid

12:49am Ooi

exactly la!~

12:50am Hari

d werewolves frm new moon r so awesome

go c

utube

cinema

tv

my house

botanical gardens *WOOTS!!

gt lot

12:51am Ooi

lol

go see from animal planet upclose better..

12:52am Hari

go c my profile

gt vid on werewolves

frm new moon

jacob black so pro

12:52am Ooi

no thanks.not interested in blood-infesting creatures..

12:53am Hari

no blood

only muscle

n fur

n teeth

12:53am Ooi

im better off watching kittens purr...seriously.

12:53am Hari

n kristen stewart falling down

bull shitt

12:54am Ooi

anyways,

go listen to Fireflies by Owl City

12:55am Hari

listen d

12:55amOoi

the song where i sang the opening and you asked what the fuck that was *This was before I received the
above message.

=D *And this,too.

12:55am Hari

ya i noe

cool song (bt not d way u sing it)

12:56am Ooi

dude!how do you expect me to face Simon then?!

12:56am Hari

u dont have 2

12:56am Ooi

unlike you,i go for extreme-ness!WOOTS!

btw,don't have msn ah?

12:57am Hari

gt

tak best *Hariharan's attempt to be like Riezal...

boring

12:58am Ooi

and to think fb chat's that awesome.

SALAH!

12:58am Hari

oklah

i noe u dam s*art *Sensored to keep me humble-ness. ;D

no need 2 brag

12:58am Ooi

i earned braggin rights for the whole year dude! (2009-2010)

lucky draw.

12:59am Hari

B U L L S H I T

12:59am Ooi

hari,can you tell me im an ass?pretty please?! =0

i feel so proud when that happens.

1:00am Hari

ur an ass

y?

y?

B U L L S H I T *No-patience guy.Scroll above to see more.Vice versa.

1:02am Ooi

bye nostrodam-ass

no offense

1:03am Hari

i dont gt offended when people insult themselves me. *Awwh!~

1:03am Ooi

oh okay.

good point there.

i need to continue my runescape session

ttyl.if you know what that means..

1:03am Hari

fine

bye

Headline:Justin Bieber causes teen-stampede.

By Hasani Gittens

NBCNewYork.com

updated 11:24 p.m. ET Nov. 20, 2009

Roosevelt Field Mall in Garden City was a wild scene Friday afternoon when thousands of screaming adolescent fans showed up for an appearance of 15-year-old Canadian music sensation Justin Bieber.

At least one girl was taken out on a stretcher as about 3,000 fans crowded outside of the "Justice" store on the second tier inside the massive Long Island shopping center at about 3 p.m., according to Nassau County cops.

"As the crowd surged toward the location, aggressive pushing and shoving caused a need for police response," Nassau County police spokesman Det. Kevin Smith said in a statement

"Approximately 35 police units and several Garden City Police units were dispatched to the location and, in the interest of safety for the large crowd, reportedly consisting primarily of teenagers, cancelled the event and dispersed the crowd. Four to five apparently minor injuries were reported," Smith said.

After it became clear that the event was turning into a hazard, Bieber tweeted: "They are not allowing me to come into the mall. if you don't leave I and my fans will be arrested as the police just told us."

And a few moments later he posted: "the event at roosevelt mall is cancelled. please go home. the police have already arrested one person from my camp. I dont want anyone hurt."

Cops said the arrested man was James A. Roppo, 44, of Hoboken, New Jersey. He is the Senior Vice President, Sales, for Island Def Jam Records. The investigation is ongoing and charges against him are pending, Smith said.

Wow,who'd ever thought something like this would happen,especially when it's Justin Bieber.To be honest,I'm still see-ing stars with glitters (w/o black glitters.).A boy that still hasn't reach puberty at the age of 15 years old.But still,managed to *compel lots and lots of people of all types.According to a believable source *shifty eyes*,he was 'discovered' through YouTube by this guy called,Scooter Braun (Scooter makes such a great name,doesn't it?).I don't mean to be rude or dis-respectful to all you Justin Bieber fans out there,but,I'm just speaking out loud.It's my blog anyways. ;)

Is he gonna be the next generation of the Jonas Brothers.Maybe this time,it'll be involving tight undergarments instead,rather than something everyone knows Jonas Brothers are famous for.I hope for the best for Justin Bieber and his singing career.Could Justin Bieber be one of our teen-hood memories we will reminiscence when we start smelling like oatmeals?

Justin Bieber,from where I last searched,has a fan-page with 990,824 fans as the page with highest number of fans among the other results.This I know is confusing monkeys in Botanical Garden (they steal bananas from tourists. =0)too.

Click here to go to the fan-page.

*How do you spell 'compel' again?

Free Clash of The Titans download.

The title is evil.
I keep wondering why people do weird stuffs these days.Is it either because of one's nature or because of nature's call(I know what it means,now.No need to tell whatsoever.)Let us all take a deep breath,a toss to those weird peoples out there,lurking in cyberspace,hoping to finally be noticed by us young generations,out to find a living,in this mean big world full of crappy moments that just makes life so darn awesome.Most of the time.

Take a quick tour with me being your tour guide,into this magical world of the Near Near Near Land.No more gilakuasa lorry-driver.Okay,first stop,we've got people who can't seem to get a life.Although,one day,after you've successfully overcome your mid-life crisis and decided to do stuff like these,don't blame me for 'influencing' you.Can't even seem to find a word to match what I'm doing these days....

NOTE: *Reader's discretion advised.(Not for those in a bloated state.)No offense to anyone out there.

P.S:I know you'll probably see these pictures before the note catches your attention but you know,insurance purposes.

Masalah #1

Masalah #2

I'm now bored finding these weird stuff etc.Better continue with my l337 session.Maybe we I should just mind my own bussiness and not others.

Tra-la-la-la-la!~

Basically,if you opened your eyes,you'll notice that almost,in every sight,a kid playing a video game comes into the picture.Of course,that was probably just a figure of speech that I myself,find it confusing.But is it really that bad?!Come on,it only gives you more chances of getting bad eyesight,influences you to be more violent,cruel,heartless,whatever word you use to describe Rishen at times and the list goes on and on and on and on.So the other day,as I was reading( Me doing this is no surprise especially when your skin is white. *not being prejudice nor racist.* ),this weird weird thing just came diving into my highly guarded,Kaspersky-protected mind.Can video games really help kids get ready for Armageddon?!

Example of one:-

So,in this part of this post,I should explain about Armageddon.After google-ing enough,basically Armageddon is something.I find it kinda controversial and maybe offending to some.Fine,I don't want to lie and be zapped into a pile of dung.It's all in Wikipedia so go there.So let's skip this part and move on to the *Baam bamm bang bamm kah-ching*part of the Chess Traveller's Quiz Book.

If that really happens (video games helping kids prepare for Armageddon),then we can all expect a great movie some alien is gonna come up with later on and develop it into an award-winning shit.On second thought,get this.There WILL NOT be revive buttons,restart at checkpoint,save game,buy items (who pays for stuff when it's Armageddon?!),pick-up loot etc etc etc.And I think a few good men already know about this.And if you're petrified and all,go play Chess cause Mr.Kebab guy in the canteen says it never fails to bring him karma.Wait..good or bad karma again?

P.S:And after all this trouble,I still don't really understand what's Armageddon.

So,after all that hard work, we I finally got what we I wanted!I got myself a brand-new,platinum plated,limited-edition,master mould-destroyed,mint condition-ed,plastic ruler with lots and lots of number and lines on it!It is super-duper-uber-tuber-guber-ruber awesome!I'm gonna go brag about it to everyone when I'm finally working at T.G.I Fridays!

Before evil rubber ducks dominate the world,I'm gonna go straight to the point!After all those thinking,choosing,clicking,sending,receiving,adding,uploading,closing-eye-moments,the result of the inaugural poll is finally out!So the results are as follow:-

Option #1: 2 living things

Option #2: 4 living things

Option# 3:2 living things

• <- *How the heck did Phua Chu Kang's mole landed here?!Sigh,global warming(s)....tsk tsk tsk.

It indirectly tells us that out of the 8 people who took the poll,2 insane living things think that Mathematics relates to Harry Potter,4 confused living things think that Mathematics is okay wherelse 2 sane people share the same point of view towards Mathematics as a subject.