Thursday, April 8, 2010

Secrets of the unknown raisins.

Hello,once again.I am Ooi Thean Juan,reporting you live from Penang,Malaysia.Today's news include Clash of The Titans review and only that.Not how some tuna decided to keep itself warm by using hot water.

P.S:The following crap may just make you shout.Please,please,please be careful.

And if you need to know,I watched it with a few PFS buddies and this review is actually what I think of it (the movie).

Clash of The Titans to me is something like Percy Jackson,because both involves Greek mythology,which if spelled backwards,'ygolohtym keerg',doesn't mean anything.I never did watch Percy Jackson and The Olympians:The Lighting Thief to be honest,but after sitting with Hemaprakash for approximately a year,I got a few useful pointers cause I knew it will come in handy...I just knew it.

And if I'm not mistaken,it is a remake of another movie,back in 1981,also titled "Clash of The Titans".But what was I expecting?It was a remake anyways...On thing I noticed,it was totally awkward.Like Ultraman.


Back in the 80's.Where it was all peace and love!~



Now,in the ever-changing world..



Maybe by now you'd realise I'm not really cut-out being a reviewer...
THE END.


Saturday, March 20, 2010

Cat poop,the cure.

As promised,I'll continue.Bet you thought continue-ing my previous post.But nawh,I was talking bout sambung-ing Note:To all you ang-mos,it means continue-ing.blogging.Oh,forgive me.

Today I went to Queensbay with my cousin and sister.We got there in this black dark black Myvi which belongs to my sister's friend.From now on,we'll just refer my sister's friend as 'lau-ee'.Note:To all you ang-mos,it means old lady.By the way,we started moving from house at around 9 a.m.Obviously,we haven't had our breakfast,so 'lau-ee' took us to some hawker center near Paya Terubong.

With enough beggings,I finally agreed to try some 'koay tiaw th'ng'.Like any other ones,except for the fact that it has half-boiled egg in it and without food-seasoning(Duh,I didn't know what it's called.)It wasn't all that bad,till I discovered there was minced-pork in it.

Skip to the more Hollywood-acceptable scenes in Queensbay straightlah.

While waiting for my sister to try on clothes (You know,girls.).My 8-year old cousin suddenly came up with a stupid act.She wanted to put her head under and up the wood-railing or something..those you can see everyone in Queensbay.And I was like,"Go lah.".Unfortunately,she didn't get sarcasm and proceeded into doing so.

Then suddenly she was like "My head's stucked...".Unable to control myself,I decided to 'l-m-a-o' without the ass-coming-out.Then my sister came and had the wtf expression.Then out of nowhere,my cousin started crying.I tried comforting her,telling her the worst that could happen was to have firemen sawing of the wood-railing.It didn't help,much.

A few seconds of blur-ing,then I decided to react seriously.Like in Discovery channel.With all my might,I said,"Try tilting your head to the side."Miraculously,it worked.And I was telling myself,"Mission Accomplished."

That's all I want to share today,go sulk.



"I have a friend whose last name is Fail. Today, he told me he was going to name his daughter Nevah and his son Epic."-Anonymous

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Why Pinocchio decided to skip school.

AH,I'M SORRY.NO,NOT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING LATELY BUT BECAUSE I'M USING CAPS LOCK AND RED FONT COLOUR.
Look,I know I didn't do word 7 to 10 in the above sentence.
To make this post more official because I'm practically back to the blogging world,according to the "Blogging For Dummies" book,chapter 1,page 1,sentence 1,word 1,hi.
I don't really have that blogging-mood s
o instead,I'm gonna just tell you why I hate blogging blogging is kinda difficult.
*If you're just like any other sourpuss,click here to read everything,straight.

The first step you see,isn't really that annoying.
  • Going to me blog page and then clicking the 'Sign-In' thingy











  • Then there's the occasion 'FML'
Untuk disambung.
P.S:Click on the pictures,or queue on the left of your refrigerator to complain..

Friday, January 29, 2010

I was supposed to go to school today for this Scout thingy.But of course,I don't see why I should spend my time in school from 0900hrs to 2100hrs.Can you blame me?Studying five days a week,this should be my so-called 'sweet escape'.

Maybe I didn't quite learn my lesson during my stay in Penang Free School..joining Scouts again.Sure,everyone agrees it's fun and exciting at times but who likes memorizing those many many stuffs that are made to be..remembered.


Anyways,back to what I wanted to share,yesterday,I had my first interesting shit out of school today.I don't even know what it is neither do I know what it's called but,we'll settle for 'interesting shit'.I walked,along with my un-expected companies,Tommy,Justur and Chris Wong,to Penang Bowl.

There,we bowled for like 40 minutes approximately.Tommy then suggested we walk to Esplanade.And unfortunately,it was an extremely hot day so I was given a little too much of Vitamin C for me skin.

Like what most people would do,well at least,boys,we lepak-ed and do retarded 'stunts'.That includes getting ourselves to the sea by climbing over those cement-ed brick wall,challenged each other to see who could swing higher on a swing etc.



Thean Juan,are you sure it's 'Vitamin C for your skin'?
Uh huh,I'm pretty sure that it's 'Vitamin C for your skin'.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tuts my barreh;

Enough with the questions.Saint Xavier Insitution is so far so good.The environment there is like those you see in movies..the average-high-school feeling where jocks,nerds,geeks etc exists.Not to forget those dancers/breakdancers (peace!).Teachers there a pretty good,but of course,there's a bunch that just somehow sucks,as usual lah.

Being a new boy ain't all fun and games by the way.You have to like catch-up with your homeworks and do all the other exercises that existed before you did (in the school).Yeah,having 40+ people in a friggin' class is just epic.

Ya' know what I'm saying?!
Ya'know what I'm mean?!
Ya'know what I'm talking about?!

P.S:I had my first breakdance-battle with some guy called Bboy Raymond I think.The battle took place at this church,beside Saint Xavier Institution and opposite Convent Light Street.It was fun,everyone was just surrounding us and,you get the picture.
It killed me to know I won.
(;

Super Juniors would be pretty proud..