MAGIC:The Gathering cards for sale.

Okay, Form 1s Form 2s. This is about all of my brother's cards.

You offer the price.And don't talk to me about MTG.I don't play lol.

ALL I NEED IS $$ (:

1.)Reds.

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To be continued.

da closedown throwdown hoedown before you fall down.

This may probably be my last post.Yes,I am not giving free internet cookies anymore.Well said. :)

How you guys beann?Good? Okay? Bad? Your dog died?

To make this post a memorable one,I would like to make this post a little different from the others. I'm gonna make it black ! I'm gonna be awesome and talk about shoes.

No,not really.I'm just gonna throw pictures of shoes I want.
Numero une!
*just kidding.In no particular order.And no particular design whatyourmommadeforbreakfast.

A pair of Vans slip-ons. As what I've heard over the internet,all the kool keetz wear Vans :X
But I guess it's being monopolized by malays of our country.Sad sad world it is.
A pair of Puma Suedes. Oh yeah,classy sexayy shizzehh.I know it's a little common..but obviously for a reason. ;) But dammit!Suede materials are hard to take care of :(





A pair of Adidas Stan Smtih.
I duno why either...

So the sexay..you know what I the saying?!

And some other shoes you can find in Petaling Street lah..

Hi Hannah Chan :))

Dirt off your shoulder,beetch!

Whee!The basketball coach loved me :D
If I go for basketball training,I'm in da skool team :D
But that means,lots and lots of sunburn... :(
And my last-minute-team got 2nd place in the "inter-class" basketball competition.
We got 2 cans of 100Plus and Rm10..we have 6 members. .__.


On another note,blog temporary dumped...in the rubbish dump..dump.

Why don't you break,break,break,break?

Merentas Desa was on Friday.Like any other effing school in Penang,it was in Youth Park.Most probably the JPPP settled for Youth Park because it's...recreational.Not to forget the number of toilets they have plus the low-budget one behind the stage/astaka. (:D)

It was really cold on that day.Or maybe it was me.Or maybe I'm just excited.So,following my killer instincts,I wore a white T-shirt underneath my house's singlet(Gay shizzoh!).I thought I was the odd one out till I met Shi Yue.He wore a white T-shirt as well.(:D)

If you didn't know,it's the white T-shirts you get when you attend Chinese funerals or something.

Then during senamrobik,Shi Yue and the basketball team asked me to follow them to the back of the crowd of mudskippers.They were planning something awesome.Something which killed my budak baik spirit..They wanted to like,start with the Class 2(Form 3,4) to get a 10 minute headstart.The plan failed so we sticked with what we were supposed to do.

Ran ran ran with Shi Yue beside.That dude won't stop making those "Thud!Thud!Thud!" sound with his shoes and his shoelace kept falling..or untangled..or untied.Something.I had to wait for him..he's my homeboy.Halfway,he asked me to run without him,like in the movies,except more straightforward.He couldn't keep up.

Then coming back home was fugged.We all agreed to give Benny RM1 each if he could hitch a ride for like,6 of us.He wasn't exactly into it.Then we made like,4 RapidPenang drivers pissed.

I ended up getting 6th and he got 15th.

That's the spirit.

It takes time.Really.

Some vodka to jump start this post.I just settled my lawsuit.

I'm on a mission,being a rebel 8/24 hours per day.Approximately.Ask my Geography teacher.I beh syok her.For instance,yesterday,she said,"*Ni shiao sho-sho vin chai maw."

*It means,"Those who didn't do their homework,get out of the class."

Me bitch Reuben didn't do his homework so,I decided to go out and let him copy.(It later ended up with 3 guys copying.)She now thinks I'm 'bad' and wants to call my parents.No,not really,she realised like,during March.What a classy shit.

About my Geography teacher,her name is Gno Yal Nihc.I don't want to talk about this but my commando-in-chief is out of town and because that's how I roll.Yeah...I'm a Penangite who likes adding "..that's how I roll."at the end of shits,nowadays. 8D

She's married to a Japanese.NOBODY I know knows how or why.On second thought,I stop here.I'm feeling uncomfortable..right about,now.

I knew I should've sticked to Spain.

WORLD CUP 2010 FINAL TOURNAMENT STANDINGS

Winner: Spain

Runners-Up: Netherlands

Third: Germany

Fourth: Urugua

GOLDEN BOOT

Thomas Mueller (GER)

GOLDEN BALL

Diego Forlan (URU)

GOLDEN GLOVE

Iker Casillas

FIFA FAIR PLAY AWARD

Spain

LAST MAN OF THE MATCH

Andres Iniesta (SPA)

BEST YOUNG PLAYER AWARD

Thomas Mueller (GER)

To believe or not to.

England kalah kerana referee,

Jepun keluar kerana penalti,

Argentina kuat dengan Messi,

Brazil handal tetapi sangat lansi (cocky),

Itali masih dalam mimpi,

Perancis langsung takda hati,

Afrika semua balik safari,

Korea Utara kalah tujuh biji,

Malaysia?Terus berjudi.

That 2009 Rap Profile.

So yea,this is what me and Prakash(1) and me came out with..but mostly me.Prakash(2) misses it so I'm posting it up here.You can thank me now or later,Prakash(3)!

Note:It is lame.

Click to enlarge.

1.)When I farted,

My fart smelled like pea,(yeah!)

I'm kinda confused,

Cause I don't remember eating no macaro-neh!

******

Prakash(4).

2.)Oh!

I polluted the air,

Well,OMG,come make someone sue me,

Then I'll go tell my stories to Oprah Winfrey,

But first,I gotta be a wussy and for that,I feel sorry. *Gasp!*

******

Prakash(5).

3.)And because my mom says I can't say anything nice,

I should now look forward to eating rice,

Or maybe I should just continue swat-ing flies.

Whee!I'm so fly,I'm finally gonna go cry.

******

Prakash(6).

4.)Ya' know,I'm just doing this for kicks,

Don't even think it's gonna be numbah one on say,Billboard,probably?

Of course,I've got more tricks under my sleeves.

Great!Now go sneeze cause it gives eternity bliss?!

******

Prakash(7).

Told ya.

Oranje boom,World Cup spirit!

ORANJE BOOM! =D

P.S:I posted this on the 90th minute..just before extra-time.

Tempest medium,something like that.

Hey!Orange you glad I'm updating?Well,I don't know but I know I'm not,fo sho'.And this time,I'm timing myself..to see how long it takes me approx. to finish a blog post.Lemonade.

Wednesday, 23 June 2010.

Haw-haw.Went to school welcomed by lots and lots of prefects.Asked me to cut my hair because apparently it's 'reaching the limit'.I was flabbergasted by that.I stood there and they later ask me to make way for others.Drink water on the way to the palm court,the place everyone lines up.Pretty good timing...as soon as I reached,the bell rang.Then was spammed with multiple speech bubbles which went "Blah-blah-blah".

Went up to class,felt emo and sat down.After awhile,when everyone is getting ready for bed (Sejarah),I looked around.I felt warm.I then realised the back door wasn't open (I sit at the back-est,on the right).Proceeded with opening it.Fuel alternatives,hybrid cars,ozone thinning,those were some of the stuffs my teacher crapped.Slept through...lucky I had the effet0rz 8D.Was then awaken by my friends cause they were all so excited@teacher telling our Sejarah marks.

Heart-warming experience. Didn't quite get that adrenaline/sugar rush like what my friends did.Felt nervous and shaky instead.Marks were given from lowest to the highest.So that pretty much even made my condition worst.*zipzapzigglyzuziza*MY paper was called last.I screamed 'Fuck yeah!'...loud enough for my friends to hear,soft enough for my Malay teacher to hear.

I did a random jig before taking my paper.Got 85%.Then,like building steam with a gram of sugar,I noticed 3 other guys had the same marks as me.It really killed me.I thought for this time,at least,I could get highest....akjkajskdjwr.

I knew it was true...

*Fast-forwardzzz*

Last bell rang.Threw a chalk at Pavinthiran when everyone was leaving.He didn't notice.It was raining heavy,by zee ways.I have to start on my Sejarah folio today,it's due Friday.I was hoping to go back early so I can use the computer etc etc.Waited for around 40 minutes (Watches does miracles.)Rain subsided.Used the back door,with my handkerchief on my head,and headed to Chulia Street (The place I waitzz for buses.)

Cinderella's godmother's real name is Verna Felton in the 1950 Disney version.

It took either the bus or the driver 50 minutes.Reach home,did the same thing when walking back.Came back.Nobody was at home.

2.452 seconds.

P.S:I gave up on the timing thing.

Random questions of the human anatomy.

I'm just gonna nod my head and continue with the excitement.

1.)How late did you stay up last night and why?

I stayed up till around 1 A.M to watch Land of The Lost but the show was getting awesome so I went to bed.

2.)Do you believe ex's can be friends?

No experience yet but,yeh,absolutely. ;D

3.)If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?

Hhmm...lots of random mails ranging from chain-mails to some Malaysian guy asking me to watch the World Cup (2010).And lots and lots of invitationals to dancing competitions by some French guy.No idea.

4.)What songs are stuck in your head?*I changed 'song' to plural,I can't feel comfort just telling one.

1.)Riverside by Sidney Samson

2.)Memories by David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi

3.)Secrets by One Republic

4.)Pursuit Of Happiness by Kid Cudi ft. MGMT and Ratatat or something.

5.) La Camisa Negra by Juanes

5.)Happiness by Goldfrapp

6.)Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Yea alot more but,let's move on.

5.)Do you think too much or too little?

Too much.

6.)Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?

That's stupid.Something only Bill Gates will do.No.

7.)What song do you want played at your funeral?

Party Up(Remix) by Eminem ft. DMX and Ice Cube.

Um..Fix You by Coldplay,The Funeral by Band Of Horses (Ironic 8D),Fly Away (The Longest Yard's soundtack) by Nelly and etc.

8.)Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nope,it's either it'll slip right out or I'll have to force it out.

9.)What is the first thing you notice about people?

Male or female.'Nuff said?

10.)What curse word do you use the most?

I think fuck or damn.Don't know...but I think fuck.Perhaps.

11.)Flip flops or sneakers?

Sneakers. I can't stand the thing between my toes!

12.)Who was the last person to text message you?

Megan.

13.)Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Definitely.Something awesome should do.If it's possible having them without people thinking I'm a bad

person.

14.)Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?

Daft Punk(left).But on second thought,Pitbull(right).I will have troubles communicating with Daft Punk. :X

Decisions;

Like anyone gives a damn about the title.

Yes?No?Kay,nevermind.
*And for you slow-minded people,I was talking about the title.

Today,exams finally decided it's sick of us.So it ran all the way back to Guantanamo Bay.
*Again,for the slow-minded people,you can click on Guantanamo Bay for it's hyperlink.The only thing that's asdkjfkgjks is that final bell at the end of today,3rd of May,2010.Yeh,guess it wasn't that big of a thing.I mean come on.Which school doesn't have guys screaming,"Ole" repetitively,and have one guy that screams like Mona Lisa after Da Vinci told her the painting was done,guys hitting the tables as if they're in an African bongo band,and some stupid hobo that splashes water from behind when you're about to leave the classroom for good,It got me by the way.That fag ran away.and that one guy who stands in front of the classroom's door to admire the fresh air and scenery after the final bell./Me.

How's exam?
Well,it was pretty good,since I used the tomorrow's-exam-omg-I'm-gonna-read-tonight-and-before-the-exam-starts principle.

"You haz eaten?".

Wazzah?!
What's for dinner?!

Anyways,before I get my stomach all happy inside,here's stuffs that happened to me,long stories made short.

1.I got caught by disciplinaries-twice.
Unlike everyone else I asked,I strongly agree that entering the classroom by the window,isn't wrong.I mean,what the heck is wrong with that?!The trainee teacher teaching in my class hardly gave a damn.And yeah,I was that unlucky to be caught red-handed.Obviously,pretending to collect garbage on the floor when the disciplinary saw me was dumb..

And,for the second one,I was caught breakdancing by Pn.Suluchana or something.And poor Reuben,he joined us ( four people,including himself) for the first time and kena-ed.The thing was,Pn.Suluchana used her phone to snap a picture of the four of us.Two of the us was looking away from the camera,I was doing the OKU look *No offense* and Reuben?He was staring directly at the camera... :D

The rest is gonna be continued in a month or so.Kidding!Am I? :O

Secrets of the unknown raisins.

Hello,once again.I am Ooi Thean Juan,reporting you live from Penang,Malaysia.Today's news include Clash of The Titans review and only that.Not how some tuna decided to keep itself warm by using hot water.

P.S:The following crap may just make you shout.Please,please,please be careful.

And if you need to know,I watched it with a few PFS buddies and this review is actually what I think of it (the movie).

Clash of The Titans to me is something like Percy Jackson,because both involves Greek mythology,which if spelled backwards,'ygolohtym keerg',doesn't mean anything.I never did watch Percy Jackson and The Olympians:The Lighting Thief to be honest,but after sitting with Hemaprakash for approximately a year,I got a few useful pointers cause I knew it will come in handy...I just knew it.

And if I'm not mistaken,it is a remake of another movie,back in 1981,also titled "Clash of The Titans".But what was I expecting?It was a remake anyways...On thing I noticed,it was totally awkward.Like Ultraman.

Back in the 80's.Where it was all peace and love!~

Now,in the ever-changing world..



Maybe by now you'd realise I'm not really cut-out being a reviewer...
THE END.

Cat poop,the cure.

As promised,I'll continue.Bet you thought continue-ing my previous post.But nawh,I was talking bout sambung-ing Note:To all you ang-mos,it means continue-ing.blogging.Oh,forgive me.

Today I went to Queensbay with my cousin and sister.We got there in this black dark black Myvi which belongs to my sister's friend.From now on,we'll just refer my sister's friend as 'lau-ee'.Note:To all you ang-mos,it means old lady.By the way,we started moving from house at around 9 a.m.Obviously,we haven't had our breakfast,so 'lau-ee' took us to some hawker center near Paya Terubong.

With enough beggings,I finally agreed to try some 'koay tiaw th'ng'.Like any other ones,except for the fact that it has half-boiled egg in it and without food-seasoning(Duh,I didn't know what it's called.)It wasn't all that bad,till I discovered there was minced-pork in it.

Skip to the more Hollywood-acceptable scenes in Queensbay straightlah.

While waiting for my sister to try on clothes (You know,girls.).My 8-year old cousin suddenly came up with a stupid act.She wanted to put her head under and up the wood-railing or something..those you can see everyone in Queensbay.And I was like,"Go lah.".Unfortunately,she didn't get sarcasm and proceeded into doing so.

Then suddenly she was like "My head's stucked...".Unable to control myself,I decided to 'l-m-a-o' without the ass-coming-out.Then my sister came and had the wtf expression.Then out of nowhere,my cousin started crying.I tried comforting her,telling her the worst that could happen was to have firemen sawing of the wood-railing.It didn't help,much.

A few seconds of blur-ing,then I decided to react seriously.Like in Discovery channel.With all my might,I said,"Try tilting your head to the side."Miraculously,it worked.And I was telling myself,"Mission Accomplished."

That's all I want to share today,go sulk.

"I have a friend whose last name is Fail. Today, he told me he was going to name his daughter Nevah and his son Epic."-Anonymous

Why Pinocchio decided to skip school.

AH,I'M SORRY.NO,NOT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN BLOGGING LATELY BUT BECAUSE I'M USING CAPS LOCK AND RED FONT COLOUR.

Look,I know I didn't do word 7 to 10 in the above sentence.

To make this post more official because I'm practically back to the blogging world,according to the "Blogging For Dummies" book,chapter 1,page 1,sentence 1,word 1,hi.
I don't really have that blogging-mood so instead,I'm gonna just tell you why I hate blogging blogging is kinda difficult.
*If you're just like any other sourpuss,click here to read everything,straight.

The first step you see,isn't really that annoying.

• Going to me blog page and then clicking the 'Sign-In' thingy
• 

• Then there's the occasion 'FML'
  

Untuk disambung.
P.S:Click on the pictures,or queue on the left of your refrigerator to complain..

I was supposed to go to school today for this Scout thingy.But of course,I don't see why I should spend my time in school from 0900hrs to 2100hrs.Can you blame me?Studying five days a week,this should be my so-called 'sweet escape'.

Maybe I didn't quite learn my lesson during my stay in Penang Free School..joining Scouts again.Sure,everyone agrees it's fun and exciting at times but who likes memorizing those many many stuffs that are made to be..remembered.


Anyways,back to what I wanted to share,yesterday,I had my first interesting shit out of school today.I don't even know what it is neither do I know what it's called but,we'll settle for 'interesting shit'.I walked,along with my un-expected companies,Tommy,Justur and Chris Wong,to Penang Bowl.

There,we bowled for like 40 minutes approximately.Tommy then suggested we walk to Esplanade.And unfortunately,it was an extremely hot day so I was given a little too much of Vitamin C for me skin.

Like what most people would do,well at least,boys,we lepak-ed and do retarded 'stunts'.That includes getting ourselves to the sea by climbing over those cement-ed brick wall,challenged each other to see who could swing higher on a swing etc.

Thean Juan,are you sure it's 'Vitamin C for your skin'?

Uh huh,I'm pretty sure that it's 'Vitamin C for your skin'.

Tuts my barreh;

Enough with the questions.Saint Xavier Insitution is so far so good.The environment there is like those you see in movies..the average-high-school feeling where jocks,nerds,geeks etc exists.Not to forget those dancers/breakdancers (peace!).Teachers there a pretty good,but of course,there's a bunch that just somehow sucks,as usual lah.

Being a new boy ain't all fun and games by the way.You have to like catch-up with your homeworks and do all the other exercises that existed before you did (in the school).Yeah,having 40+ people in a friggin' class is just epic.

Ya' know what I'm saying?!
Ya'know what I'm mean?!
Ya'know what I'm talking about?!

P.S:I had my first breakdance-battle with some guy called Bboy Raymond I think.The battle took place at this church,beside Saint Xavier Institution and opposite Convent Light Street.It was fun,everyone was just surrounding us and,you get the picture.
It killed me to know I won. (;

Super Juniors would be pretty proud..

Passion pit

Yo,I've got a bad and bad news for you.Usually,in the movies,most will choose to hear the bad news before the good ones.But in your situation,we have got 2 choices which has not much difference(s) compared to one another.Nothing different,to be honest.Cause for some,maybe,it'll be good news while for some it'll be bad.But bad sounds more like something you'd blog more often about,right?

Yeah,since now is the 9th of January 2010,Saturday,2009 hours, (strangely enough,when I reached to this part of this post,my internet-connection disconnected.)on the 11th of January 2010,Monday,(time may vary.)it'll be my first day,in my now current school,Saint Xaviers Institution (SXI).
Hopefully next time I'm older,I'll be eligible to join both the OFA (Old Frees Association) and OXA (Old Xavierians Assosiation).Yeah,so for now,no more French-languange torture.And no more sitting for like 12 subjects during exams etc.

Naw,I gotta click the orange 'PUBLISH POST' for now.Nope,not because I'm feeling emo-tional or sad or whatever that's in your mind but rather because I need to have my dinner now.My stomach is fucking pwn-ing me in the inside...But keep in mind that I'm gonna miss Penang Free School.

P.S:I took 2 naps today.Yay!

All we need is music;

Before the stroke of midnight;

It's been a pretty long time since I last published a proper blog ( =D) post.Like usual,I don't really have no friggin' idea on what to blog on.So let's just go with simple stuffs.In about 40 hours(?),we're gonna kick-start another schooling year.Well,honestly,I haven't got my stuffs for Form 2 and everytime I feed my pet dog Dog chocolate,I'll just hope that I'm not alone in this.

*We're all in this together~.Aren't we?

Oh yeah,a few more stuffs.I went to watch Avatar at Queensbay ,in Golden Screen Cinema(s).And,the movie was (played?roll-ed?) in theater 1.What you don't know is that ugh...the date,or at least the date stated in my watch,was 1st of January 2010! =D *crowd jeers*Nothing much happened there,walked around,watched how 'the Joker' raped kids on stage during the so-called Batman performance,which to me,looked more like some kind of an occult gathering,while porno-graphers photographers took a little too much snaps of shots.

Gosh,where is this post leading to..?

WARNING:Mild-spoilers ahead.Press Alt+f4 is you wish to see Teletubbies doing Maths.

Yay for Avatar.I agree,it would have been better in 3D.Too bad.Somehow,I felt stupid through-out the movie cause I could hardly undestand a few stuffs.But yeah,got my brother and sister to explain those 'un-understand-able' stuffs at home.And damn,I want to be that one Omaticaya,like Jake Sully,or be as f*cked up as Tsu'Tey...

P.S:Remember to look 'cool' on the first day of school.We have got to 'impress' those form 1s.And I was late around 10 minutes,for the movie.



Picture:Jake Sully and Neytiri,the 'love of his life'...

Instant noodles and me.

On New Year's Eve last year,at the stroke of midnight,I had a cup of Maggi mee in the living-room,with the television on-ed,cousin,aunty and sister outside the balcony,getting pissed at the fireworks.

P.S:I think those fireworks came from Auto City..and where is Auto City?